Stupid Republican idea of the day

Clearly it’s time for everyone to migrate back to LiveJournal.

TIL means Today I Learned. There is a lot of shorthand out there that is completely baffling to me, but this one I know.

Apparently it’s the fault of Puerto Rico’s political corruption that there’s a hurricane coming that way. So says a guy who knows corruption.

The Alabama state Republican Party has approved a resolution calling for Ilhan Omar to be expelled from Congress. This is the same state Republican Party whose last Senate candidate was a sex abuser.
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/459000-alabama-republicans-approve-resolution-calling-for-omar-to-be?

Meanwhile, in West Virginia:

West Virginia Republican senator arrested after text messages reveal prostitution ring

Family values and all that.

Well that explains why Trump wanted to drop nukes in a hurricane – wipe out people that he hates.

Hillary tweeted “We should not nuke hurricanes.” And right wing asshole Ben Shapiro replied, "This why you are not president.:
But, didn’t the guy who pretends that he’s president just said that stories about him wanting to nuke hurricanes was fake news?

Axios stands by its reporting. Trump tweets 3 times denying that he asked about nuking hurricanes

ISWYDT, Sunday baby.

Update: Dorian has pretty much bypassed PR, and is now headed closer to Mar-a- Lago.

If the storm actually hits Mar-a-lago, I’m sure we’ll be seeing Trump tweets about how he was treated so unfairly by the hurricane.

Republican Congresscritters have filed a brief with the Supreme Court arguing that LGBTQ people should not be considered a protected class when facing discrimination from employers.

Yes! There is a God!

Yeah, but He hates us.

I’m sure he would just sign an executive order to rebuild it using real gold instead of gold spray paint.

Southern White House or some such shit.

Not that I wouldn’t be pleased to see those few acres and only those few acres wiped off the map.

And he’ll apply to FEMA for $$ assistance. :rolleyes:

Correct. And suddenly the money that had been diverted from FEMA to border security will magically find its way back to disaster assistance.

Nah. Telethon, hosted by Sean “The Big Giant Head” Hannity. 24 hour non-stop pleading for money, with Kid Rock, Gary Busey, Kanye West, and…Kid Rock!

Storm is heading to Mar-a-Lago? Maybe would should reconsider that whole ‘drop a nuke on it’ thingy?

CMC fnord!

Hmmm… you may have a point…