And now I’m hungry.
Those trauma centers must be in those “no go” zones and are staffed by random Muslims.
Well it is a socialized hellscape, you know how it is, quality of care perforce plummets.
To be fair, statistically it’s likely that a lot of Parisian trauma doctors are Muslims.
NotTheOnion
Garth Brooks fans lose their shit when he wears a Barry Sanders jersey.
It must really suck to be a writer for The Onion these days. No matter what crazy silly shit you come up with, reality is worse.
Facebook meme
Know your Sanders:
Barry
Bernie
Belt
Orbital
Colonel
PS: I’m waiting for Republicans to start accusing Democrats of intentionally becoming infected with the COVID-19 virus in order to embarrass The Great Orange Leader.
Why, the French don’t even have a word for triage!
Sure they do, its a man, a woman, and a mistress!
How do you expect me to make up crazy shit with reality breathing down my neck like this?
How do you expect me to make up crazy shit with reality breathing down my neck like this?
If there was any doubt Lindsey Graham has gone completely around the bend, it has been erased:
I hope that someday we’ll find out what Lindsey is doing in those pictures of him that Donald Trump has.
Can we work out some kind of way that you can find out and I never have to?
Somebody must have told trump all that stuff, because he’s never been known to crack a book.
Maybe he lived way back in the swamp for a while, and an old conjure wife taught him her secrets.
This is a fake quote. Lindsey did not say this.
Sure sounds like something he’d say.
However he did say about Trump:
“He’s a race-baiting, xenophobic, religious bigot,”. He doesn’t represent my party. He doesn’t represents the values that the men and women who wear the uniform are fighting for. … He’s the ISIL man of the year."
Of course, he had a tiny change of mind after the election.
Someone making up a crazy statement by a Republican followed by a Republican saying something even farther off the map in 3 … 2 …
Bernie Sanders -> Colonel Sanders -> Fried Chicken -> Birds -> Avian Flu -> COVID-19
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^ The dots are already connected, sheeple!