Stupid Republican idea of the day

Having spent time around old people, a lot of them suffer from a cognitive dissonance that allows them to separate themselves from those other old people. “I’m not like THOSE people, they’re old. I may be the same age as them but I’m still with it and capable!” It truly is “whistling past the graveyard.”

It turns out felines can carry corona so after the leopards eat their faces, the leopards will probably cough on them, too.

^What’s disturbing me is a trend I’ve been seeing over the last decade or so of people, as they enter their waning years, going back to the prejudices of their youth. It’s not pretty.

The Democratic Governor of Kansas is suing the Republican leadership of the legislature for overruling her executive order shutting down churches.

How, exactly, does a panel of legislators override the Governors executive order? How do they wield any power whatsoever to effect that?

Ohhhh; I see: they just gave it to themselves.

:dubious:

Now they demand “compromise”.

:rolleyes:

In his last few days as Governor of Kentucky, Matt Bevin pardoned lots of people. One of them was Dayton Jones, who had been convicted of sexually assaulting a teenaged boy. Well, Mr. Jones has been arrested on child pornography charges.

Not to defend this guy in any way, but the new charges appear to be about the same incident. They basically charged him with another count for the original incident which could sent him back to prison for 15 years. It sounds like the DA was NOT happy with him going free.

One of the reasons that they weren’t happy with Jones release was that the child involved almost died from a perforated bowel due to the incident, and had to undergo emergency surgery the next day to save his life.

Ron De Santis is contemplating reopening Florida schools because “nobody under 25 has died.”
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/04/09/politics/florida-ron-desantis-false-claim-coronavirus/i

Really, Ron? That damn liberal media keeps finding stuff that interferes with the reality conservatives prefer.

Obviously, the moron has never heard of an orphan.

Yabbut that was in Chicago, not Florida.

And nobody has ever gotten a virus from contact with their children or grandchildren. I know that the years when my kids were in pre-school and elementary school were some of the healthiest of my life.

He’s actually trying to claim he was only talking about Florida, but he used that pesky word ‘nationwide’ when he said it…

Uh oh. Looks like Dr. Fauci may be on the chopping block for saying something that might be a criticism of Trump.
But hey, Fauci’s only an M.D. Trump graduated college with a BS degree, I’m sorry, I mean a Bachelor of Science degree in economics. That’s good enough to handle medical crises, right?

You know how Trump is always saying if he gets kicked out of office, the stock markets would crash? Yeah, let’s see what happens to investor confidence if Dr. Fauci get’s the boot.

If Trump boots Fauci, I thing Gov. Cuomo should immediately hire him.

Or the sensible governors collectively (Cuomo, Newsom, DeWine, etc.) could hire him to work collaboratively with all of them.

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Florida declares WWE wrestling an “essential business.”

Thank Og the brilliant and patriotic leaders of Florida have their priorities straight!