Stupid Republican idea of the day

Steve Mnuchin thinks Americans can live on $1,200 for 10 weeks.

Well, sure. If you don’t have a house, or an apartment, or an electric bill, or a phone, or any other bill and all you need to do is find enough protein to keep yourself alive, he’s got a point.

Scott Adams, Dilbert cartoonist and Individual 1 fanboy, thinks hundreds of thousands of deaths would be an appropriate risk to reopen the economy.

Dr. Oz, Individual 1 fanboy, calls the deaths of 1 to 2 per cent of children an “appetizing opportunity” if schools are reopened.

Just to remind everyone: Republicans are the pro-life party (life being defined as that time before you are born).

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Republicans are still carrying out their agenda in the background while all eyes are on COVID-19. :mad:

Very soon China will have reopened its schools, albeit just two grades and those are stagggered, so we’ll have an answer to that question for at least one country.

I would like to compel him to live on that amount of funds for that length of time and see how well he does.

Has anyone but me noted the irony of most of these people calling to “reopen” the nation and let people die to protect the stock market all seem to be men… who die at twice the rate of women when they get a severe form of this disease.

It’s almost like it’s a plague directed at idiots… except non-idiots are getting zapped by it, too.

Oops. #44507 is in the wrong thread. Sorry about that, folks.

You know, I’ve got an idea. All these folks are saying that the least vulnerable people should go back to work. Well, who are the least vulnerable? The children. Send your kids to work instead of school! Laws don’t matter when the economy is at stake.

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Which thread is it in?

It becomes clearer and clearer that the only tragedy on 9/11 was the loss of the Twin Towers.

CMC fnord!

Headline says it all:
After Fauci urged caution in reopening the economy, Fox News turned to Dr. Phil for a second opinion

"He acknowledged that the novel coronavirus is killing Americans — more than 33,000 as of early Friday — but also wondered why the economy would shut down over the pandemic but continues to function as people die from lung cancer, car crashes and pool drownings.
“We don’t shut the country down for that,” said Dr. Phil, after he cited inaccurate statistics on accidental deaths. “Yet we are doing it for this and the fallout is going to last for years because people’s lives are being destroyed.”

You know what else destroys people’s lives, Phil?

Dying of coronavirus.

Hitler?

Dr. Phil is a psychologist, not an MD, and his license to practice psychology was rescinded in Texas and he isn’t licensed in any other state.

So it really is correct to refer to him as “Dr.” Phil now?

He has a Doctorate in clinical psychology so he’s still that kind of Dr.

I know he’s not an actual doctor, and the guy he was rebutting is. Hence, Stupid and Republican.