ThelmaLou, you could always put the cakes in the middle of a bed, and use them that way.
Well, there always this stuff, but if I were a woman, I think I would keep a roll of the plain stuff handy for the front side at least.
ISWYDT.
Bad Brian!!
Alex Jones:
If COVID-19 shutdowns continue, he said, he has “extrapolated this out” and may have to resort to drastic and disgusting methods of survival.
“I’ll admit it. I will eat my neighbors,” Jones said, predicting a dystopian future plagued by food shortages.
“I won’t have to for a few years ’cause I got food and stuff ― but I’m literally looking at my neighbors now and going, ’I’m ready to hang ’em up and gut ’em and skin ’em. My daughters aren’t starving to death. I will eat my neighbors. … I will.”
Although Jones’ admission could make neighborhood watch meetings awkward, he said he plans on gobbling “globalists” who imposed the lockdowns first.
“You think I like sizing up my neighbor?!” Jones bellowed. “I’m gonna haul him up by a chain and chop his ass up! I’ll do it! My children aren’t going hungry! I’ll eat your ass! And that’s what I want the globalists to know — I will eat your ass first!”
I wouldn’t want any image or representation of him anywhere near my lady parts. Ewww. 
Trying to get a picture of what you’re suggesting … and failing …
Yeah, you sociopath, I actually do think you like sizing them up. I think you’ve long fantasized about that.
Oh, and nice dog-whistle for your fellow bigots in your rant there.
This just in - alex jones eats ass
Might have to order that. Folks are still into hoarding the TP here in Hawaii.
I’ll know the virus is over when the bulk TP shows up in Costco again.
My Costco has had full stock this past weekend and the month before.
Rumor has it that Trump once hired a bunch of Moscow prostitutes to pee on a bed that Obama had once slept in.
"In Chicago’s Loop, hundreds of people gathered outside the James R. Thompson Center, holding signs and American flags. Many were seen ignoring social distancing guidelines, while some flaunted the new requirement to wear masks.
“We’re here to send a message to Governor Pritzker that if we don’t want to wear a mask we don’t have to!” Former Cook County Commissioner Tony Peraica said."
Tony Peraica, needless to say, Republican.
Remember when that was considered strange? Ah, 2016… such an innocent time.
aaarrgh!
(“flouted”)
Remember that old joke about cheap no-brand wine?
Well, the Republicans running things, especially that damn dirty lying sack of dung in the White House, have one-upped (one-downed?) that and they do it on an almost daily basis. We’ve already moved past the wine joke. It’s now:
God, I wish that were not accurate.
There are way too many six-foot-tall toddlers in this country.
“Former Cook County Commissioner Tony Peraica said.”…, stomping his feet, blowing loud farts, and pursing out his lower lip.
Speaking of conspiracy theorists, it seems David Icke was banned on facebook. Is that censorship? I don’t know, I’m hoping someone who knows legal areas like that may have an opinion.
Private company. they can ban/limit all they want for whatever reason they want.
Facebook being a privately-owned service to which no-one is ENTITLED to publish their content, it meets the standard for being called censorship, but it violates no-one’s rights.
Besides which, Icke is purely looney tunes. He ought to be committed.
And I don’t care how *he *pronounces his name. To me it is forever “ick”. And so is he.