Stupid Republican idea of the day

So…Mr. Closeted Conservative deliberately did something that would call attention to his presence at a gay bar? Admittedly, it’s weird–the report says he was driving a 2005 Chevy Tahoe, which means it was an automatic, so it’s not that he put it in neutral when he stopped and screwed up when he shifted. Maybe he put it in park while he was stopped at the sign for some reason?

There’s something left out of the story… I’m thinking may some kind of exchange of insults before the crash.

“If English was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for America. #truth

Go on, guess who tweeted that. Guess.

http://obliquecity.tumblr.com/post/17807963209/deedeedeebee-laytonsass-shes-a-pirate

Rico Santoro his own self. Now he’s got to be trollin’, right? I mean, he has a freakin’ Latin name, he’s a Catholic old enough to remember Latin masses, his father was a freakin’ immigrant from Trentino, for cryin’ out loud. So I could almost understand him thinkin’ Yeshua spoke Latin. But English?

So Santorum wants Aramaic to become the official state language? That isn’t going to be easy.

If it ever was a real Tweet, I can’t find it on his feed anymore.

Yeah, OK, I kind of suspected it was a frame-up. We’ll hear if it’s not.

From our good friends at ThinkProgress

http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2012/02/18/427529/santorum-excommunicates-45-million-christians-mainline-protestants-are-gone-from-the-world-of-christianity/

Offered without comment, none being possible.

For accuracy, note that that’s a speech from 2008.

So the whole Catholic Church pedophile thing must be going right according to plan, then.

Virulently anti-immigrant Arizona sheriff’s gay Mexican lover goes to the press because the sheriff threatened him with deportation if he ever said anything about their affair.

That is all.

I for one would welcome an All Arizona Stupid Republican Idea of the Day thread. It would have no lack of material, that’s for sure.

I have to live with it every day.

Never heard of that guy but I see he’s been a guest on Fox News. I doubt they’ll even mention the story but if they do there will surely be a “D” before his name.

It’s the guy from the “Build the dang fence” ad. He didn’t want the fence to keep them out, he wanted it to keep them in!

This line from the article struck me as interesting:

Uh, wouldn’t the sheriff presumably already know the guy’s last name?

Perhaps the sheriff has had more than one gay Mexican named Jose.

Not satisfied with fighting against mandates for contraception coverage, Santorum is speaking out against government coverage of prenatal testing, like amniocentesis, because prenatal testing leads to more abortions, when people discover that they’re carrying a fetus with a serious developmental problem. People should just suck it up and give birth to that child who’s gonna die within minutes after birth, or cost every penny they had saved up for their other kid’s college education, or break up the marriage when the parents can’t handle the stress of caring for it. Because that what God wants. And the U.S. government should deter efforts to interfere with God’s plans. That’s all part of the problem with Obama’s agenda; it’s based on “some phony theology. Not a theology based on the Bible. A different theology.”

God forbid the U.S. has a president who wouldn’t pass some kind of, oh, you know, religious test or something.

People are perfectly free to apply any test they want to their choice of candidate (religion, hair color, symmetry of facial features (the last one is actually quite popular, Nixon notwithstanding)). The government, of course, can’t say that only adherents of the invisible pink unicorn (PBUH) are eligible for office.

More frothing idiocy from Santorum.

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That’s code for “Obama is a Muslim”, isn’t it ?