Stupid Republican idea of the day

Apparently it’s just a bust. Which begs the question; How can a statue of Rush not be head to toe and less than 40 feet tall? Anything less would be an insult.

It’s probably an overeducated woman sculptor.

Are you sure you didn’t just see a headline, “Limbaugh A Bust” and think it was talking about the Missouri statue? :smiley:

This kind of stuff is getting a little old, but I thought I’d post it anyways:

http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/pdf/2011/PPP_Release_SouthernSwing_312.pdf (.pdf)

Yes! My birth state at least still beats Mississippi!* Thank you Mississippi!*

So Mississippi Republicans are more surefooted than Alabama Republicans? :smiley:

The cracker is distant cousin to the peckerwood, who are more intelligent and culturally advantaged. But still, we have some insight into their nature, being related.

I think a lot of respondents are more or less shining us on. Kind of like that comedic trend of Jeff Foxworthy. Crackers love redneck jokes, even though almost none of them really have a Mamma who keeps a spit cup by the iroining board so she can chaw while she irons. A cracker might tell you he doesn’t believe in evolution, but if he had to bet a hundred dollars on it, he’d pick right.

Take one of those people saying Obama is a Muslim, they know better than that, its just more fun to pretend not to. Kind of like the caricature of Minnesotans being bland and colorless put about by Garrison Keillors Lake Wobegon stories.

Actually, I take that back, they really are like that. He pretty much nailed it.

On the eve of a pair of crucial Southern primaries, GOP presidential hopeful Rick Santorum turned his attention to the environment.

The former Pennsylvania senator focused on energy development in Mississippi, prodding voters to trust his judgment.

“The dangers of carbon dioxide? Tell that to a plant, how dangerous carbon dioxide is,” he said.

Oh, if ever anyone loved me at all, they would give me a Santorum nomination. I’ll never ask for another thing, ever.

The philodendron seems to think that’s a pretty good point, but the spider plant remains skeptical.

Go tell a fish how dangerous breathing underwater is, Ricky. Demonstrate it, just to make sure the fish understands.

The monkey’s paw, with middle finger extended, would also grant you a Santorum Presidency. :eek:

Not to intrude on the discussion with an actual fact or anything, but at concentrations above about 1% carbon dioxide becomes toxic to many plants. So he’s actually wrong about how plants might answer the implied question.

Carry on as before.

Oh, we’ll all burn, no question.

But I’ll go laughing madly through my despair. :smiley:

The important question is whether winning the all-important plant demographic will be enough to bolster’s Santorum’s candidacy.

Let’s not forget the Japanese Peace Lily, which oxygenates the room. I’m sure it has an opinion.

By Og, this appeal to the plants could be just the break the [del]McCain[/del]Santorum campaign has been waiting for!

I hear the Bushes are thinking of backing him.

Incidentally, santorum is a pretty decent fertilizer.

Well, maybe. But I don’t think Romney will ever vote for him.