Good news for healthy young studs like me. For you, maybe not so much…
Well, I own a dog who communicates with me telepathically. Unfortunately, she only says “Hey, Hey hey. Hey!”
It seems like the people of Arizona woke up a couple of years ago and decided that they just couldn’t bear to be less retarded than Florida and Texas, so they were going to put in a wholehearted effort to get to #1.
Dog isn’t named “Sam,” is he? :eek:
I’ve joked about Conservatives thinking that life begins the moment a woman’s bra is unsnapped, but damn.
I’m surprised that this isn’t bigger news. Is Cantor so powerful that the targeted incumbents are more or less toast anyway? Or is this a case of Cantor overextending his hand? Seems to me, with respect to how Washington politics works, he’s made a lot of more enemies within the GOP.
Clearly, he’s shooting for Speaker of the House in 2013.
What ever happened to Boehner? Did he die?
On the other hand, maybe this has always been the case in American politics? Nothing new under the Sun and all that?
A couple of years ago? More like 106 weeks.
It’s a solid effort by Arizona. Will Kansas stand back and do nothing?
Apparently, every time you have Aunt Flo and toss your used pads or tampons into the trash, you’re committing murder. Or potential murder. Or something.
The Handmaid’s Tale, anyone?
Clearly the Commander and Serena Joy are Tea Partiers.
I see what you did there. 
Sounds more like The Clematis Tree.
That is some seriously messed-up shit right there. :eek:
It actually might be for the benefit of Sheriff Joe. Sure, Obama’s mother may have given birth in Hawaii, but where was she two weeks before getting preggers? Retards in Arizona want to know!
In the meantime, he’ll arrest you for DWI as you drive to the bar.
What is the connection?
“You’ll be abstinent and you’ll damn well like it”
This isn’t quite “of the day,” and probably minor, but I’m a bit nauseated (extreme eye-rolling) and wanted to share.
I needed to pull up the text from Agenda 21 (a 1992 output from the Rio Conference/Earth Summit). I can’t find it locally at the moment, so I figured a quick Google search on agenda 21 text would be easy. The UN servers are down for maintenance at the moment, so I scan alternates … and the sixth hit—the sixth fucking hit—is to a barely populated New Mexico tea party forum. Yeah, one of those forums that marvels at how great the media is at finding some celebrity news but not Obama’s peers at Columbia, etc. (insert birther crap here). Whatever. I’m posting because of this gem:
I’m not linking to the site (easy enough to find, duh) because I don’t want to increase Google’s counting of external links.
Hmmm…I’ll have to look into that one.
For most of us, celibacy is a result of popular demand.
"Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) and Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) sent a letter to Obama Wednesday, urging him to “reaffirm” his “pledge to transparency, openness, and accountability by committing to withhold from issuing any economically significant or controversial ‘midnight regulations’ after the current fiscal year ends” Sept. 30.
Read more: GOP to W.H.: No 'midnight' regs - POLITICO"
So, they want the President to not do anything for the next six months. Then they will say “He didn’t do anything for the last 6 months!”
Uh huh.
Rep. Allen West: Democratic group is Communist
Initial paragraph from the story. “Rep. Allen West, R-Fla., had initially declined to name names when he said “he’s heard” that up to 80 House Democrats are members of the Communist Party.
Now, his office says West was referring to the Congressional Progressive Caucus when the freshman Tea Party favorite made his remark at a town hall meeting Tuesday night.”
Exactly how do these people get elected? I weep.