Stupid Republican idea of the day

I think that you have hit upon the end game of all this, legalsnugs.

Armed fetuses and stand your ground legislation - coming to a state near you.

Gonna make c-sections a real bitch.

The crazy has gone nuclear since the ruling yesterday. The Heartland Institute:

Looking over other reactions on that page I start to feel sorry for S.T. Karnick. His response was intelligible, to say the least. I may disagree with his politics, but his statement is far out of line with the other statements. It’s actually sane:

How he must hate life, forced to work with such absolute buffoons while trying to add a legitimate conservative voice to an insane circus.

He made his bed. Let him cry himself to sleep in it.

You know they mean it, they invoked the broccoli rant:

Most people outgrow complaining about having to eat brocoli when theyre about 7 or 8. I guess we know who the GOP’s main demographic is.

Watch for the next talking point, “Obama says the World Series is cancelled until America mows the lawn, finishes its homework, and each amd every citizen personally takes Bo for a walk.”

5 (actually more) cringe worthy statements in one link:

  1. Rep. Mike Pence (R-Ind.), a stalwart of the conservative movement, reportedly compared the Supreme Court’s decision to 9/11

  2. Pam Geller, a popular fringe conservative commentator, took her criticism of Obama’s post-ruling speech to Transylvanian extremes. “Obama yapping’ again — why aren’t there American flags in the frame?” she tweeted. “The flag to Obama is like the [silver] cross to Dracula.”

  3. Republicans also dabbled in apocalyptic forecasts. “Today America is threatened with a stage three cancer of socialism,” declared Rep. Todd Akin (R-Mo.). “When they look back on the American system of once-limited government,” said Rep. Tim Huelskamp (R-Kan.), “June 28, 2012, will stand as a definitive date in the advance of government tyranny.”- Dean Clancy

  4. Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) - . “Just because a couple people on the Supreme Court declare something to be ‘constitutional’ does not make it so,”.

  5. conservative leader Brent Bozell termed Roberts a “traitor,” and dozens of conservatives called for his impeachment.

Skippy,

Romney is not going to be able to outspend President Obama by an 8 to 1 margin. He actually might lose. Therefore, don’t you think it might be a wise idea to get the ball rolling on setting up your state’s insurance exchange? I mean, just as a pragmatic contingency sort of thing. You know, the kind of thing good executives do every day.?

Read more: Capitol Report: Walker’s vow to delay implementation of health care law meets criticism
Other Republican governors aren’t so ideological. The governor of Michigan, Rick Snyder, will now move forward on a plan.

Gov. Bobby Jindal isrefusing to set up exchangesin Louisiana as well:

They’ve nothing else to do but stamp their foot. Pathetic.

I’m actually a little bit sympathetic…they have no choice, really. If they do ANYTHING but absolutely refuse to admit that anything Obama or Democrats can do or have done is legitimate, they’re going to get railroaded right out of office by the insane idiots in the party base.

Not so fast. Jindalis also starving for attention. Oops, I mean Taking a Principled Stand!

And managing to step on Romney’s dick in the process…

“There’s only one candidate, Gov. Romney, who’s committed that he will repeal the Obamney - the Obamacare – tax increase,” Jindal said.

He also strayed off script: “It really raises the question of what’s next…” Jindal said … “Taxes on people who refuse to eat tofu…"

Tofu?! C’mon Bobby it’s Broccoli week! Get with the program.

The insane rhetoric of 2012 makes Lewinskygate etc. now look like a bipartisan Era of Good Feelings.

50 votes. If Democrats dare to filibuster Romney on anything, I’m sure there will be shrill screams for the “remedy guaranteed by the 2nd Amendment.”

Is it this guy? Because he’s one of the few (comparatively) sensible ones left in the party.

Joe Walsh, the tea party congressman you may recall as a deadbeat dad, who accused American Jews of anti-semitism, and shouted at one of his constituents that her Post Office job “wasn’t necessary”, is now running for reelection against Lt. Col. Tammy Duckworth, an Army helicopter pilot who lost both her legs during the Iraq war.

According to Walsh, however, she’s not a “true hero”, because she talks about her service, unlike John McCain, who never mentioned it.

Wow…talk about Unclear on the Concept. Apparently somebody slept through high school civics class.

Rand is technically correct, because in my book, a couple equals 2. Too bad it was a quintet.

In fairness, all superheroes have legs.

My favorite comment from the article: