Stupid Republican idea of the day

So? Someone once said something mean to a Christian, and that makes it all even.

Easy - God’s on our side. That makes it all okay.

The Bricker-Virus has claimed another victim. :frowning:

Jesus. How did I not hear about that?

“I knew my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol.”

“We in the army of God, in the house of God, kingdom of God have been raised for such a time as this,” Boykin said last year.

On at least one occasion, in Sandy, Ore., in June, Boykin said of President Bush: “He’s in the White House because God put him there.”

I knew my God was bigger than his

IIRC, his military specialty was intelligence.

The bigger issue is that Bob Jones U. is supplying public school textbooks. That simply should never, ever happen.

My God’s Bigger than Your God
My God’s Bigger than Yours
My God’s Bigger 'cause He eats Ken-L-Ration
My God’s Bigger than yours

Let’s hear it for all the Boomer Dopers out there.

Because no one else will get this.

On the plus side, $160k has already been raised to rebuild it, they need a total of $250k. So, we don’t need to lose faith in all humanity, just parts of it.

*always look on the bright side of your life . . . *

Jesus never even mentioned it on His twitter feed.

Certainly not.

https://twitter.com/jesus

Wasn’t it insured?

That just sounds so wrong. It oughtn’t be legal. It’s blatantly inequitable de facto, even if purely de jure on the surface it’s defensible by a lawyer (saying this in hopes of forestalling just such an argument from you-know-who).

Romney’s people have no idea why their poll numbers are going downhill:

I guess that taxing question was too much for the spokesman to assess, or maybe he just saw no percentage in releasing the information.

From People For The American Way…

“Last Thursday, Mitt Romney took time out of his trip to Denver to sit down with right-wing influentials Garry Bauer, James Dobson, and Boykin, who praised the Republican nominee for his plans to defund Planned Parenthood, among other initiatives the Religious Right holds dear.”

We’re much better than you are
We’re much bigger than you
We’re much stronger than you are
Our God is much bigger too
We’ve more money than you have
Our girls have much bigger tits
We’re much better than you are
You’re just a nation of shits.

Eric Idle, The Rutland Isles

He’'s talking about England? That used to be Great Britain?

And, they’d like to pretend that bungled trip to Europe just didn’t happen.

No… It’s from an album entitled “The Rutland Isles.” This is an archipelago somewhere east of yon, and north of t’otherplace, with islands like Paranoia (“We’re right behind you”) and Contracepcion. Not quite as good as Rutland Weekend Television, but still fairly good. Lots of infantile jokes…but it’s Eric Idle, who takes infantile jokes to a grand new level.

Apologies for the highjack…

Romney wants Obama to promise not to talk about his business background.

Is there any accomplishment in Romney’s life that he isn’t ashamed of?