Ptah. Eric Cantor’s hotter, and hides his treacherous avarice behind a puppy dog face that looks dumb like a bag of rocks, which is a proven winning strategy. Ryan’s just an evil pathological liar with piercing blue eyes. Bleh.
Also, he’s a mackerel-snapper. The WASP party just put up a Mormon and a Papist? Do those cancel out or something? Yeah, Cantor’s a Jew, but at least they don’t try to proselytize you.
Granted, they could still win, but I’m going to mock them hard for the next twelve weeks.
Here I was, thinking “I wish there was something I could do to help defeat the right-wingers”… but, hey, I can mock.
Like a boss.
Well, a boss that’s snarky enough to do the mocking thing.
I don’t get the “Ryan’s SOOO dreamy” thing, either. From a face-on perspective, he’s okay, but once you get around to the side you notice that he has a chin like Lady Elaine Fairchild and a nose like Bob Hope.
He has some handsome features, but there’s something about his eyes (and I’m not sure whether it bothers me looks-wise or because it says something about his emotions to me). And I saw a photo that made his hair look weird from the angle in which it was shot.
Ewww… Eric Cantor looks like a guy who got stuck half way through morphing into an actual snake. His pictures/images gives me the creeps. I don’t think I could stand seeing him that often if he were the VP candidate.
I’d say Paul Ryan is better looking then Erik Cantor. Erik Cantor is more likeable though. Likable here is rather relative though as when it comes down to them as a whole I wouldn’t want to be in a room with either. Erik Cantor is a geek with the looks and personality to go with that stereotype. Paul Ryan is a jock and fits that stereotype quite well.
Ryan really is that scummy. He wants cut in food safety so he can give the rich more money. And he wants to let seniors drop dead because they can’t afford medical care but he calls himself pro-life.
Congrats Reps. My frustrations with Obama have evaporated. I’ll happily go the polls just to vote against this fucking asshole.
