Stupid Republican idea of the day

You know how those Nazis are. Doin’ magic. Makin’ TV shows.

Yes, the Nazi’s were known to criticize religions for up to 37 minutes at a stretch! I’m not Penn Gillette’s biggest fan (stick to the very impressive magic and leave the opinions on second-hand cigarette smoke to the pros, guy), but I’m pretty sure he’d stop short of emulating Nazis.

Oopsie – looks like Bob McDonnell should have put more spirit gum on his “moderate” mask so that it would hold through the (Virginia gubernatorial) election:

I didn’t know Starving Artist was running for governor.

You know who liked magic shows?
HITLER!

Florida GOP chair: Obama trying to ‘indoctrinate’ children

From the article: “The chairman of the Republican Party of Florida on Tuesday issued a statement to ‘condemn President Obama’s use of taxpayer dollars to indoctrinate America’s children to his socialist agenda.’”

Also from the article: “The White House has said the president would be urging students to ‘(take) responsibility for their success in school.’”

Why, that evel socialist-communist-nazi rat bastard!

Are we going to put up with our children taking responsibility for their success in school? Like all those socialists do? Fuck no, I say. We want our children to advance through their scholastic lives like all right thinking Americans do … throught their fathers’ connections.

Who’s with me here. Get the fucking pitchforks and torches.

We’re out of fucking pitchforks. You’ll get the forking pitchforks AND LIKE IT.

Sorry, can’t help you. Too Canadian. But I would, I really would. The anti-intellectualism and fearmongering is getting me down even here. I can’t wait until this trend of being stupid moves north like all trends eventually do.

Big Bird is in Eastasia. Big Bird has always been in Eastasia.

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/09/02/muzak-fox/

**Fox Pushes Bogus Conspiracy Theory That Nancy ‘Music Czar’ Pelosi Is Banning Patriotic Muzak **

I swear, I am not making this up!

I remember that one. The episode was brought to us by the numbers 19 and 84. The Count went mad after being forced to declare the sum of 2 and 2 to be 5.

Damn straight - we don’t want any of that un-American “jazz” music. You know where else you can hear jazz music?

CUBA!

OK, my question is: are they whipping up the wingnut base to acts of terrorism or even revolution? A primary purpose of terrorism is often to drive a government into increasingly draconic measures to keep the peace, driving more people into sympathy with the rebels. In the US now, we have a bunch of people who didn’t make a peep when the administration was tapping into all of their electronic communications and monitoring the books they checked out from the library, but is now in a frenzy because a Congresswoman wanted to change the hold music on her telephone. And these people overlap hugely with the segment of the civilian population who are armed.

I’m afraid. I really am.

BIG BIRD IS WATCHING YOU!

Smith, Winston! I can see you through the Telescreen! You’re not giving enough! I’m the mother of two children and I give $200 a month! Give more so we can send you a Tote Bag!

I think in all probability we’re going to see at least one major act of domestic terrorism under Obama. It is disturbing that there are so many mainstream right-wingers buying into the birther/death panel/insert other crazy conspiracy/Nazi stuff. Under Clinton is was just the extreme right wing that got its panties in a bunch (see Timothy McVeigh).

And I don’t think Clinton had actual members of congress accusing him of being a brain-washing socialist-communist-nazi who wanted to kill grandmothers.

It won’t *really *be a right wing group. No connection at all. In fact, it’s actually a left wing organization. See what the leftists are doing? SEE WHAT OBAMA HATH WROUGHT! [/Fox News]

Georgia state senators prepare to save their constituents from affordable health care, Medicare and Medicaid

Their plan:

The stupid in the face of facts continues to astound me. Take this statement, for instance:

Yes, why don’t we ask our friends in Canada if they like their insurance?
I especially like this part:

Here’s an update from that page:

Stupid fucking hypocrite.

Which would probably be a net SAVINGS for the program. This has Georgia as only the 40th most healthy state in the union.