Stupid Republican idea of the day

What are these right-wing extremists doing on LSD?

It’s like the beginning of a Republican dead-baby joke. “What’s worse than a wombful of dead babies? A wombful of dead rape-babies! HAAHAHHAHAHAH!”

Can’t leave the fetuses in the womb, can’t take 'em out; what do these people want?

Full and complete government regulation and control over every womans body and reproduction.

From here:

I’d say that qualifies as a stupid idea.

They took LSD or shrooms and went into a bad trip. Now they are hallucinating body horror. The pattern of many repeating figures spread over a spherical or dome-shaped field of vision is characteristics of the visual effects of these psychedelic substances. Once this pattern is activated, their obsessions may fill in the visual content and take them into a bad trip like the right-wing radio guy or whoever thought up that sicko shit.

GOPers symptoms are more indicative of alcohol, oxycodone and/or meth abuse than LSD or shrooms.

Then, maybe they should take LSD or shrooms.

Ah, the Republicans. The party where the effects of hallucinogens produces more rational behavior than their policies do while sober.

I read the Sheriffs’ letter, expecting frothy silliness. Instead, it seemed restrained and thoughtful.

Holy crap, read the comments following that article if you want to see how crazy people can get.

Hey, thanks for the tip, “Read the commments!”, he said. I feel really very…well, whatever it is I feel, its something akin to anxiety.

They’re crazy pissed off about a real estate company?

Don’t tell me you haven’t heard about Agenda 21. According to some, it’s a diabolical UN plot to destroy US sovereignty and get rid of our golf courses, while others insist that it’s the bike lanes that will usher in the destruction of the US as an independent country. Luckily, we have serious politicians elected to high office who are on to these things.

I have read one of the articles and am now in favor of forced sterilization.

Oh, I don’t know. Republicans committing treason out of pique then dying? I find their idea intriguing and would like to subscribe to their newsletter.

Well, they’re on something! :dubious:

Tell it to Mr. Hand

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Wow, tough womb, eh?

Indictment pending.

Lemme try another one. Two sperms swim into a uterus. The bartender says “hey, we don’t serve sailors in here.” The sperms say “we’re not sailors, we’re semen!”

Hey, is this fetal monitor on?