Stupid Republican idea of the day

I agree. Whatever his flaws, GHWB definitely was (and is) not of low intelligence. I actually think he was an underrated president in some ways.

Fortunately we’re not discussing the quality of my brain. :wink:

That was my reaction. But it appear to be real all right, unless it’s an elaborate hoax and Poe’s law at work

Here’s the original source.

Warning there is some Olympic level crazy there as well as hard on the eyes typewriter font.

Interestingly this apparently is not the first Fox Boycott, as there are mentions in the rant comparing their results to a previous Fox boycott.

I think that one might have had to do with Fox’s “unfair” treatment of Palin

Well there’s this:

Poll: Plurality of Republicans believe Supreme Court is liberal.

45% of Conservatives believe the court is liberal while 39% believe it’s middle of the road.

I’m guessing this is mainly because of the Obamacare decision, but come on, you have to have absolutely no knowledge of the Supreme Court to believe it’s liberal.

I only got as far as this:

I went further, but found only this explanation:

AFAICT, Stevens was allowed to die quickly because he was a liberal. Were he conservative, Obama would have ordered his terrorist allies to invite him to a banquet, with living intestines stripped and braised. Served with capers and couscous rice – Yummy!

Obama’s Cthulhu? I thought he was the Antichrist.

In this economy, even he has to hold down two jobs to keep his head above water.

Now, another drop from the flood of derpitude:

Skewed polls? That sounds vaguely familiar…

Well, he is perfectly right on that. The polls are skewed by bad methodology that allows them to ask the opinion of people who disagree with his position. If the polls only talked to “real Americans” who think exactly like Gary Bauer, you would see how right he was!

The margin of error has a liberal bias.

That would be world famous statistician Marge N. Overra. She works for the Car Talk guys.

Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito complains, “Justicing is hard.”

“There isn’t a lot of data about its effect. And it may turn out to be a good thing; it may turn out not to be a good thing, as the supporters of Proposition 8 apparently believe. But you want us to step in and render a decision based on an assessment of the effects of this institution which is newer than cell phones or the Internet? I mean we — we are not — we do not have the ability to see the future.”

And here are a couple of the brightest lights in the Tennessee legislature’s Republican contingent.

No, the new mop sink in the Capitol’s men’s restroom is *not *for Muslims to ritually wash their feet.

Yeah, I thought that was particularly ball-less of him. A disgrace.

I could understand if he suggested the issue was legally difficult or complicated, but he didn’t. He’s basically whining that he’s afraid of boogeymen that will come get him if he decides the law incorrectly. Man up.

Former South Carolina GOP executive director Todd Kincannon keeps it classy in his responses to a critic:

[QUOTE=Todd Kincannon]
@MikePrysner You are an Iraq veteran? Shame you didn’t come home in a body bag.
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[QUOTE=Todd Kincannon]
Go read what the asshole wrote. I wish the Iraqis had better aim with his ass.
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[QUOTE=Todd Kincannon]
@lrindl Yes, I hope if that guy is ever in combat again, the enemy splatters his brains JFK-style. He deserves it.
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Well, it’s worse than that. The whole purpose of the Supreme Court is to rule on the constitutionality of laws, and most of the time, it’s going to be dealing with laws that were enacted relatively recently, and certainly after the invention of cell phones.

So he’s basically saying he doesn’t want to do his job.

Ok, I guess I need a refresher course on the technology of homosexuality. Or maybe the technology of marriage. Let’s start simple. What does the microchip do, and where do they put it?

Rush Limbaugh continues to have no sense of irony. Or is coming out as a lesbian. One of those.

Somebody is richly deserving of a good, old-fashioned curb stomping.