Holy crap, somehow I just now managed to respond to something elucidator posted in 2009.
How I thought the post I quoted was current, I don’t know.
I blame the aliens who abducted me.
I’d blame your location if I were you.
This thread had its fourth birthday yesterday.
Why wasn’t there cake? There should be cake. Chocolate, fudgy cake, with real butter cream chocolate frosting.
What’s the traditional Kenyan Muslim dessert?
The Sandra Lee Kwanzaa Cake, of course!
Great headline: “Gun-Waving Alabama GOP Candidate, Charged With Shoplifting Again”
"Dale Peterson, an Alabama Republican state official famous for flaunting his rifle in campaign ads promising to be tough on crime, was arrested Wednesday and charged with shoplifting a can of cashews. The arrest, first reported by Yellowhammer.com, marked the second time in six months that Peterson has been accused of stealing. "
Somehow, I’m sure this is all the fault of those darned liberals.
This guy is so freaking awesome, its hard to believe he exists outside The Onion.
In Alabama, you really can’t blame the liberals. It’s much more plausible to blame a jealous rival.
Best part of the story:
What crimes, exactly is the state agriculture commissioner responsible for preventing?
Agricultural crimes?
Horse rustling?
Something to do with boll weevils?
Sicko.
I think it’s a *Mark Trail *kind of role. Find bad guys in the woods and punch them.
Oh, Sandra. Any excuse to throw back a couple cocktails and concoct some sugary monstrosity.
I love her.
I more than half want Andrew Cuomo to run for President and win just so we can have Sandra Lee as First Lady. Can you IMAGINE the state dinners?!
Everybody doesn’t like something, but nobody doesn’t like Sandra Lee.
Gah, I should make a Pit thread just for that jingle. 
(Whether I’d be pitting the jingle writers or myself for misunderstanding it all this time is another thing entirely.)
I would like to thank Sean Hannity for exposing people like Dr. Ben Carson for the nutjobs that they are. I say, increase his air time to six hours a day!
Noooo. He can’t flame out yet!
Just open a can of something and serve it with CoolWhip on a saucer that’s balanced on an overturned teacup. On a doily! That kind of thing?