No matter which side of the aisle you’re on, and no matter how bad your day has been, this should bring a smile to your face:
Sarah Palin is hard at work on a new book about the War on Christmas.
Obviously she didn’t think through the implications of Paul Revere’s ride. Had the British been able to confiscate our guns like they planned way back then, we wouldn’t be in a position to open fire on Santa Jesus today.
We are losing the War On Christmas more and more every year. Fuck, these days we have “Christmas in July” for cristsake. If the Santa Jesus lovers have their way it’ll be Christmas year round and The Chipmunk’s Christmas song on a perpetual loop.
When is she expected to finish colouring it ?
Once she’s done cutting out the popups.
Actually, this asswipe is a Democrat.
Oh - good one for the ‘stupid democrat idea’ thread. Unless **Clothahump **thinks the joke is a good idea.
Is there a “stupid democrat idea” thread? I know there’s a “stupid liberal idea” thread. Unless said politician is liberal enough in other areas to make up the shortfall, I don’t think he qualifies as a liberal, despite his party.
First step: Convince someone she can be trusted with sharp objects.
Or he’s a really stupid Republican who think’s he’s a Democrat. :smack:
Regardless of party, who the hell elects these turds?
Rural Tennesseans. I expect as a result of this publicity he’ll be elected to the state senate any time now.
That tome, no doubt, is headed for the 50% off fiction aisle at a book store near you.
Ohhh, I got one!!! A “tea party group” wants to run Sarah Palin for Senate. Specifically, they want to run her against Mark Begich, (D, Alaska).
This, even though a survey shows Begich beating Palin by 54 to 37 percent. Oh, and the inconvenient fact that Sarah no longer lives in Alaska.
Would she run with a vice-Senator so they’ll have someone ready to step in when she quits?
I have every confidence she would last the full three-year term.
Michele Bachmann: "And so it reminds me of the Shakespeare line: ‘Thou protestest too much.’ "
Was she talking about her husband?
How about this Republican state congresswoman claiming the Boston Marathon bombing was a government plot. She went the extra mile to accuse one of the victims who lost his legs of faking the injury.
Did you even read any part of this thread (hint: see #9312)?
Ooohh! Is it going to be a pop-up book?