Stupid Republican idea of the day

Too too twue.

Congratulations on creating this astounding thread!

I, for one, am astounded that any sensible person can still call themselves a “Republican”. The people leading them have pretty much erased any remaining goodwill for the party of Lincoln.

I found someone on YouTube interviewing typical Republicans, asking how Muslims should be branded. Some wanted computer chips implanted; others skin markings that glow through clothing.

Twelve seconds into this scene from The Wire, a detective reveals why the GOP may continue to win elections.

Someone should also show her a map and explain to her that Washington DC is actually on the east coast instead of being the state directly below Alaska.

So, what’s the big deal? If you can’t find a job or afford food Mitt Romney has a simple solution…you;ll be SHOCKED to know that the solutions to your problems were right there all along.

Just get mommy and daddy to lend you money to start a business

Oh, many of my family members would be heartily offended to hear such a comment. Don’t you know that GOP means God’s Own Party?! And that anyone non-Republican, with the possible exception of Libertarians, is automatically suspect?

:D:cool::wink:

Is your life really so empty that it bothers you so deeply?

Meh. Saw an opening, took it. I’m surprised the thread has gotten this long to be honest. Every so often there’s something in here worth reading, but at this point, it’s certainly more fluff than anything else.

So here’s some more fluff for you. Oh, and [/tissues]

Well, if it would get you a +10 Sword of Flaming Doom, sure. Otherwise, probably not,

You “saw an opening”? If that’s what gets you off, then you’re probably the kind of person who monitors Yahoo for new stories to post “First!” on.

http://thinkprogress.org/climate/2013/07/10/2281601/house-votes-to-block-light-bulb-efficiency-standards/

House Votes To Block Light Bulb Efficiency Standards

Wait…your post of outrage at the 10,000th comment was not a joke??

I thought the “how dare you” should have made it obvious, but his further asshattery demanded a response.

It’s too old to be a SRIOTD, but this recalls the time when the Republicans took control of the House (2010?) - their first item of business was to get rid of the compostible utensils in the congressional cafeteria, and bring back plastic.

Seriously.

Did they say why?

Support for the oil industry, most likely.

Plus, the whole composting and recycling thing is so…commie.

From here.

That’s a mean salad you’re packing there. :smiley:

No doubt compostable is a dirty word to the right.

I thought salad was too.

That is…so stupid I cannot believe its not an Onion post. Please tell me its an Onion post…

That’s what I thought about “Freedom Fries”.

You’ve obviously never had an Alabama Pork Rind Salad with Grease Fat Dressing before.