Didn’t he use the term, “wet backs” a year or two ago, or was that some other GOPer?
And where did that come from, anyway? Isn’t the Rio Grande a river which, much of the year, you can walk across without getting your knees wet?
I believe it was Alaska Rep. Don Young although there are doubtless others that have done so.
Well, in his case it’s understandable, what with all those damned Russki icebacks always swimming across the Bering Strait.
Come to think of it, isn’t smuggling marijuana into the U.S. kinda like carrying coals to Newcastle?
I don’t know. Let me ask my weed dealer, “Melon-Legs” Garcia.
Price gouging!
Sending cheaper domestic weed over the border then smuggling it back in to commandeer higher profits by passing it off as high faluting imports.
Rest assured, Mr King will clip this in the bud.
Louie (the Screwy) Gohmert came up with a doozy yesterday.
Compares African American Civil Rights To Snail Darters
“Screwy Louie”! Perfect! Stolen, mine, got here first, back off!
…WTF did I just read? I’d call it stream of consciousness, but I’m dubious that he was actually conscious.
Ah, Scott DeJarlais. To be fair, he only wanted his mistress to get an abortion because he didn’t want the Tennessee Board of Medical Examiners to find out he was having sex with some of his patients.
How dare you cast aspersions on his asparagus.
CMC fnord!
Oh baby, me gotta go now.
Has anyone figured out what he was trying to say when that came out?
Sorry, but its from the Simpsons from about 1991 years ago.
And I claimed it back then already 
There isn’t a “Stereotypically evil republican idea of the day”, so this will have to go here: http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2013/07/25/2354941/ohio-plans-unspeakably-cruel-appeal-of-dying-mans-last-wish/
Republicans are just laughably evil. Seriously, do they get off on hurting others? It would explain a whole lot.
Oh, stop playing dumb. He just got the order reversed; it could happen to anyone. He obviously meant to say “cast asparagus on my aspersions.”
Rand Paul’s aide Jack Hunter realized he needed to exit stage right, cuz the Republican establishment was getting ready to out him. But the door was stuck…
Mr. Hunter, who used to write a race-baiting column for the Charleston City Paper and who use to be a member of the [del]Song[/del] League of the South* group, realized, “Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah, Zip-A-Dee-A, my views of colored folk’s inferiority are gonna bite my bosses ass in every way!”
So, donning Agent 86’s hat, he tries the old ask-his-formal-editor-to-delete-every-post-he-ever-wrote-to-hide-his-hatred-of-all-folks-not-like-him-trick.
The editor also has a positive things to say about the junior Senator and the Senator’s dad, Ron Paul.
Watch for Rand Paul’s 2016 slogan: “Ich bin ein weißer Amerikaner”
*designated by the SPLC as Neo-Confederate hate group.
“I am a cracker [Am.] [derog.] cup of strong black coffee”?
Now that, my friends, is a candidate we can all get behind. And on the count of three, we all push — hard!
my WAG is that “casting aspersions on my asparagus” is some local (or possibly family) slang saying that he grew up with, but which no one else has heard of.