GOP = God’s Own Party (Thanks, Garry Trudeau)
Is it possible that God is an asshole?
I’d say the fact we have to piss and fuck with the same organ establishes that beyond reasonable doubt.
With God, all things are possible!
CMC fnord!
Excited about the end-times, worried that they’ll have the mark of the beast and be left behind to suffer with the unbelievers
God as a twelve-year-old would answer the age-old question of “what would God need with a starship?!”
Watersports, man!
Why else would he run a sewage line through the entertainment center?
Or as we like to call them Hezbollah…
Could be just that He’s a civil engineer.
Darrell Issa wants to rename all the coastal waters of the US, the “Ronald Wilson Reagan Exclusive Economic Zone”.
You can’t say they’re a do-nothing Congress now, bitches.
Which reminds me, how is that Grenada Memorial coming along?
Oregon GOP has a new chair, Art Robinson, who has declared global warming and AIDS to be myths.
http://maddowblog.msnbc.com/_news/2010/10/07/5254452-if-it-were-possible-to-smear-a-person-by-quoting-to-him-things-that-he-has-published-in-his-own-newsletter
As I said at the time, “Finally! A war we can win!!”
If you’re wondering how the GOP nutcases get elected, Robinson is a great example. I live in Oregon, and Robinson has run for Congress in recent elections. He had a TON of TV and radio ads, and they made him sound so reasonable and pro-science that I would have been tempted to vote for him if I hadn’t watched a Rachel Maddow show where she exposed his loony beliefs.
Here is his nuclear waste policy in a nutshell:
Are you saying he’s wrong? :dubious:
If all nuclear waste were evenly dispersed throughout the world’s oceans (i.e. 1,335,000,000 km[sup]3[/sup]/total volume of world’s nuclear waste), would there really be a noticeable increase in the ocean’s radiation levels? Even if so, would that increase be likely to lead to harm? The ocean is a big place, doncha’ know!
Remember kids, technically correct is the best kind of correct!
This sarcasm brought to you by Friends of Palin, defenders of such inanities as the Vice President is in charge of the Senate and other fun broken clockwork facts.
Building the pumps to evenly mix the waste with all the world’s seawater is an implementation detail that has yet to be worked out.
Evenly mix? Why would we want to any of that Liberal Diversity shit?
Just dump it all in the Marianas Trench.