Stupid Republican idea of the day

No, “party” is the correct word, it is the exact description. Oh, wait, I see what you mean…

Actually, if you read what they said, it sounds like the reason for the simulation was to illustrate the fact that if teachers are armed LEO responders might not be able to tell the difference. This sounds more like a smart republican (Yes some still exist).

I have to admit that King’s remarks at a conservative event have caused me to change my opinion on an issue.

There was a recent issue about Republican Presidential candidates wanting “friendly” media people at their future debates. And I argued against it, saying there should be regular media people who would be willing to ask tougher questions and get the candidates to reveal what they thought.

But now I’ve changed my views. I think the best format for a debate would be a non-confrontational one where the candidates are relaxed and feel comfortable among like-minded people. A format where they feel free to express themselves and reveal their true unguarded thoughts. I think that’s what the American voters should see.

The man needs remedial dog-whistle training. It’s no good if everyone can hear it.

I quite agree. Relaxed and free to speak openly, thinking no one who isn’t on board with them is listening, is the way to go. Think Romney’s 47 percent remarks.

Imagine the fun if the moderator is further to the right than most of the candidates, and they fall over themselves to be seen as more conservative than the others. The questions from Hannity, Beck or Limbaugh could be far more provocative in that respect than anything the main stream press could come up with.

I can obtain medication for anxiety. Is there one for despair?

That would be fun, but I think most of the questions would be pre-approved by the RNC, and would be variations on “How much does NObama suxx0r?”

Still, there is hope that in the feeding frenzy their internal editors switch off and they go full Michael Richards.

Re-read Mark Twain. “The Innocents Abroad” is good medicine for a plethora of moral ailments.

Republican candidate for selectman in Sabattus, Maine, defends racist Facebook slur thusly:

And there are people who will vote for him because he made this disgusting remark. That’s the state of today’s Republican party.

I wonder if he would have a problem with someone posting a picture of his wife and writing under it “rape the bitch”?

The real question is why does this Sabattus guy think Obama is about to suspend spousal benefits? Is that the latest rumor the right wing is spreading?

I’m gonna go with “Because he’s a racist dipshit who’s lucky he can find his mouth in order to put food in it”.

“But doctor, I AM Grimaldi!”

Probably some from column A and some from Column B.

puffpuffcough . . . One, but it is a thing unknown in such civilized and traditional places as Minnesota and Texas, AIUI, and please have the common decency not to suggest otherwise.

Well, only for straight couples, of course.

America really can’t afford to encourage those weirdo mixed marriages any more. Men and women living together?! It’s indecent! Face it, we’re barely the same species!

Ok, I’m familiar with birthers but this guy is *really *out there:

Bolding mine. Is he saying that Obama’s whole life is a lie? That some “people” plucked him out of nowhere, created a fake life for him and made him president? :confused: :smack: That’s a whole new level of stupid.

He’ll get a knock-knock soon from the Secret Service.

Hmm…so his name is Marsters, eh? This sounds like a job for Sophomoric Humor Man!

[Phone Ringing]

Moe: “Hello, this is Moe’s Tavern.”

Bart: “Yes, this is special agent Mike Rotch of the Secret Service.”

Moe: “Ooo, uh…[starts hiding counterfeit penny making machine] what can I do for you agent Rotch?”

Bart: “I’m looking for a Mr. Marsterbater. He made a threatening, racist Facebook post against president Obama”

Moe: “Wow! Really?! Wait, what’s his name again?”

Bart: “Marsterbater, first name Ima. Is he there?”

Moe: "Hold on, I’ll check. Uh, is Ima Marsterbater here? Hey everyone! Ima Marsterbater–there’s a special agent Mike Rotch that want’s to speak to you… [the customers laugh] Wait a minute…Now you listen to me, you lousy twerp. When I get a hold of you, you’re dead. I swear I’m gonna gouge your eyes out, and glue 'em to the back of your head.

[Laughter on the phone followed by a click]

Homer: You’ll get that punk someday, Moe.

Moe: I don’t know. He’s tough to catch. He keeps changing his name.

THis is big pile of uneducated stupid:

Oh, they ‘showed you’, huh? And now you’re a Photoshop expert?

I dunno, it is probably because a racist shitstain bottomfeeder didn’t bother to look for any but instead preferred to circle jerk with his Birther skinwastes.

http://www.thefogbow.com/special-reports/foreign-aid

Damn but self-righteous Birthers piss me off.