Stupid Republican idea of the day

It must be horrible to not know there’s anything beyond what life was in 7th grade…

I’d go with Sarah, but I’d be thinking of Tina!

It just makes me want to discover my own Freep name. I think it would be: jsgaydess

Fuck what the law’s gonna do to you, who wouldn’t brag?!

Yes, individualism and independence of mind do lead to totalitarian-groupthink Communism, there’s no doubt about it; and nothing instills an individualist, independent mindset in a girl better than putting her in a uniform and teaching her to follow a set of rules.

“I’m a doctor, not a lawyer, dammit!”

Y es, but one of the rules they must follow is to be independent and individual … in approved ways, of course.

He looks like an older version of Alfred E. Neuman.

One of which is apparently to become lesbians.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/10/24/obama-wants-marines-to-wear-girly-hats/

How about blaming Obama for making the Marines look all girly?

Who knew Obama was a fashion designer at heart?

"(A) new hat that some have derided as so “girly” that they would make the French blush. "

Really?

Nobody can out-girly French seamen! No one!

Navy uniforms are gay the world over. Proud old naval tradition. Like peg boys and that joke with the lighthouse.

Father O’Riley is hearing confessions when someone enters and an excited voice from the other side of the partition pipes up:

“Father, I’m 75 years old, and last night I had sex with two 18-year-old girls at the same time.”

“Now, now, first things first. How long has it been since your last confession?”

“I’ve never been to confession before, Father. I’m Jewish.”

“You’re Jewish? Then why are you telling me this?”

“Father, I’m telling everybody.”

I guess the other day Obama had a Rose Garden speech or press conference or something, with some people who had signed up for healthcare under the ACA up on the podium with him. One of those people got a bit light-headed, and Obama steadied her, and made a little joke as she was escorted out to get medical attention. In the wingnutosphere, this was obviously a staged event, because that totally makes sense. OK, so maybe it’s like shooting fish in a barrel to pick on conspiracy theories floating around WND and Infowars, but it got picked up by Drudge as well. And Sarah Palin had to chime in to say she totally understands where these people are coming from:

She is off her game, I didn’t see a single reference to Benghazi or Bill Ayers.

Wait, Sarah Palin used “logic” in a sentence?

Sarah Palin commonly makes use of terms for which she has no understanding.

The right likes to throw around the “anti-American” cudgel on anyone who isn’t militaristic enough for their liking. The left likes to appropriate it too, especially when they think the right is trampling on what they consider bedrock social values and all that. It’s fundamentally an authoritarian slur, to make your target seem to be the Other. But damned if it doesn’t apply here.

Come on man. That’s about all we got left to celebrate. Hell won’t have lesbians!