Stupid Republican idea of the day

Nebraska commissions a climate-change study, but no scientist will go near it.

More on the GOP’s intra-partisan civil war front: Rick Santorum blasts Ted Cruz.

Senator Tom Coburn (R) of Oklahoma calls Harry Reid an a–hole.

I just pray (and I’m an atheist) that the Republicans keep up this circular firing squad through the 2014 election and lose control of the House. It is such a relief, after decades of the GOP being the disciplined party, to see them falling apart like this.

Not that I expect the Dems to be smart and disciplined enough to fully capitalize on it, as the Republicans have traditionally done with Democratic disorganization, but maybe if the Dems just stay out of the way, the Republicans will do themselves in on their own.

And I hope to Og that David Letterman is right: “People are saying that Republicans got nothing out of the [government shutdown]. Not true. They got eight years of Hillary.”

…and the article misspells it laudible. <shudder>

Isn’t that what a quarterback calls when he wants to change the play at the line of scrimmage?

Only when he wants to praise his choice to change the play at the line of scrimmage.

Was he for the new play after he was against the old one? (or something like that)

Also, you’d have to look at how the PACs score it before you really know.

The Bears beat the PACs (somehow) last night, so that’s good.

I would vote for Hillary just to see neocons heads explode when they had to say ‘President Clinton’ again.

Isn’t Russia usually symbolized by a bear? And isn’t Russia Commie? And aren’t the Bears from Chicago?! And isn’t Obama from Chicago!?!?!?

Oh my god! It all make so much sense now! It’s the COMMIE TAKEOVER!!!1!!!1!

Connect the dots, people!

And then explode again when Chelsea’s elected.

[beats Jenna Bush, who only carries Alabama and Idaho]

Please, it’s “Connect the dots, sheeple!”
And put more panic in your voice when you say it.

No, the sheeple are all named “Dolly,” not “Dotty.”

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“OK, so I want you eggheads to experiment and do whatever it is you do to prove my preconceived conclusion. That’s how science works, right ?”

It is in Nebraska. Anyway, AGW does not appear in the Bible, so clearly it isn’t something we need to be worried about. What we need to worry about is God’s-wrath-induced climate change. Potential Texas GOP senate candidateDavid Barton lays out the watertight theory best:

Have you informed FXNoMind of this groundbreaking revelation? I’m sure he’d like to incorporate it into his latest version of Global Warming Theory.

Well, that and being 1500 miles inland. :wink: