Stupid Republican idea of the day

I didn’t know that Issa had made his money in car alarms. That’s kind of perfect, isn’t it?

Makes a lot of noise, frequently goes off by accident, accomplishes very little, annoys everyone on the block?

That and the fact that Issa was twice indicted for Grand Theft Auto…

Florida Congressman charged with cocaine possession

How long before Fox News labels him as a Democrat?

So, is booze the gateway drug for cocaine, or is cocaine the gateway for booze?

Booze is the gateway to everything from failure to success.

*Only *amisdemeanor amount ? Man, the cokeheads of Florida used to have more pride and balls than this. But maybe that was just Pacino.

As I posted here, my congressman, Joe Heck (R-NV), recently e-mailed out an incredibly slanted “survey” about Obamacare, that included no options to express support for the law.

As I predicted, he has now used the meaningless results to support the positions he always held:

The full message is here.

Note the declining (and rather underwhelming) support for his forgone conclusions: from 42 percent to 20 percent to “quite a few.”

Also, he doesn’t point out that part of the reason that the Web sites and call centers aren’t working well is that Republicans have refused to set up exchanges in many states, leaving it to the Federal government to do so, and they have also hampered the efforts to provide human “navigators” who would help people through the process on the phone or in person.

:stuck_out_tongue:

You Palin haters may not know she’s defended her slavery charge:

[QUOTE=Sarah Palin, as quoted by BeingLiberal.org — assholeofday: Asshole of the Day, November 13,...]

“I’m sure if we open up the dictionary, we could prove that with semantics that are various, we can prove that there is a definition of slavery that absolutely fits the bill there, when I’m talking about a bankrupt country that will owe somebody something down the line if we don’t change things that is, we will be shackled. We will be enslaved to those who we owe.”
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Has she ever made a coherent, intelligent statement? Ever?

I hope he never needs to apply for food stamps, given his previous support for drug testing for food stamp recipients.

Is this the new “anti-gay means gay” thing, where anyone pushing hard for punishing drug users is likely a drug user themselves?

When will someone start whipping her in proportion to the National Debt then?

If you take a million monkeys and randomly pick words from a million dictionaries for all eternity, no.

Well, it’s true that semantics are various.

[QUOTE=Sarah Palin]
I’m sure if we open up the dictionary…
[/QUOTE]

…and look up “gibberish”, you’ll find her picture.

Don’t be silly. Palin has never been near a dictionary, much less in one.

[QUOTE=Media Matters]
President Obama’s recitation of Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address is sparking hysteria from the right-wing media who slammed the president for omitting the phrase “under God.” But ironically, in their hurry to attack the president, they omitted the fact that Obama was reading the first draft of the speech – a draft that did not include “under God” – at the request of filmmaker Ken Burns.
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More from CBS News, including the following gems:

[QUOTE=CBS]
Some conservatives took offense to the president’s reading.

“Lincoln added ‘Under God’ as he was looking out over battlefield. why would Obama remove?” Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich said on Twitter.

Conservative Christian leader Bryan Fischer added “Obama’s omission of ‘under God’ is more evidence of his anti-Christian bigotry. He honors Islam but disrespects Christianity.”
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:smack:

Oh, it’s worse than that:

Time Traveling Obama made Lincoln remove ‘Under God’ from first draft of Gettysburg Address, also didnt even kill Hitler

Cute article! :cool:

Does clicking on the (Jimmy Carter?) video work for you? I (in Thailand) get “This video is private.”