You mean… Ted Cruz is Santa ! :eek::eek::eek:
I feel exactly the same way. I can’t even find the words anymore. And then, to read about Reagan saying we shouldn’t meddle in other countries’ affairs… I’m livid all over again.
Some idiot girl on Facebook posted the other day about how Mandela is nice and all, but she was personally hurt and offended Obama didn’t attend Margaret Thatcher’s memorial. “Just saying,” she said.
Not just some idiot girl on Facebook. Apparently, the faux outrage over this issue is a thing:
This is a link to Breitbart
You can find many more of the same if you google Obama Thatcher Mandela.
We all know that’s impossible Ted Cruz would never give gifts to children, that would be down right socialisy. If those little beggars want toys they should get up of their asses and get a job! He knows gifts should only be given to those who earned them by donating to his campaign.
I think you’re confusing Ted Cruz with Scott Walker.
I’m sorry it’s hard to tell Republicans apart, they are all old rich white guys screaming at the sky to me.
Cruz is the one who looks like an undertaker, Walker looks like his client.
And Rick Scott is the one who looks like the reason Voldemort and Gollum swore off butterbeer and pipeweed after that one wild party.
Merry Christmas, America! Don’t say we never gave you anything.
Y’know that new budget deal, that has everybody jumping for joy or at least sighing with relief, that Congress can actually get something done?
Oh fuck Jeff Sessions, that grandstanding motherfucker. DIAF, canceraids, etc.
Butter… beer ? That sounds like something extremely, and I mean *extremely *American.
Can you deep fry it ?
Very good guess, but this one is an English concoction. It’s what Hobbits drink when they’re studying at Hogwarts.
Never before second breakfast.
I thought it was something Willy Wonka made along with the butterscotch and buttergin.
It’s always Elevenses somewhere.
And we take tiffin pretty durn early in these parts, Buckaroo!
Rick Santorum: Government-Provided Health Care Is A Plot To Kill People Who Don’t Vote The Right Way
So fighting against the Healthcare Act is no longer like fighting against apartheid, it’s more like fighting against soylent green.
God, Santorum is such a knob! Instead, it’s a plan to help keep alive people who do vote the right way! It’s a plan to keep thousands of poor people alive, and poor people tend to vote Democratic.
Obviously, there isn’t any other possible goal behind an improved public health care plan…
Wait, Obamacare is a plot to kill people who can’t vote, so they can’t vote against democrats. But if they can’t vote in the first place, what’s the point of killing them?
Mind, there might actually be something to the idea. How many Tea Partiers do you think are going to die, because they so irrationally terrified of the ACA that they avoid getting medical care?