That breeze you felt was from the sighs of relief of Republican partisans finding out he was cheating with a woman.
It probably involves disgustingly funny religious toys
Senator, I share your enthusiasm for lesbian recruitment as a cinematic theme, believe me I do, but it does not happen IRL.
I’ve always wanted to be a lesbian, but it just takes so long… hey check this out!
Me too, but even ten days is too long. I got shit to do. If you had something I could work into my daily schedule more easily, like maybe “30 Second Sappho,” I’d be interested.
Hint: Putin half-naked on horseback is the first-hit’s-free teaser.
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Well, he fired the hussy temptress who led him astray, so it’s all good.
I wonder if her husband will agree to give another $5200 to the McAllister political machine?
Almost. Gotta publicly beg for forgiveness from God and his wife, too. Do that and the fundies eat it up. It’s actually a *good *career move that way.
Wisconsin gave most of the Iron Brigade to the Army of the Potomac during the Civil war. Those three regiments suffered nearly the highest numbers of killed in battle of all Northern units. Now this?
Condemning Democrats to “enemy” status is pretty bad as well. If you think of another party as enemies rather than mere opponents, then any vote suppression, cheating, lying, double dealing, etc. is justified.
It’s kinda funny to me that CNN used the phrase “making out” to describe the congressman’s behavior. I don’t think I’ve used that phrase since 8th grade.
1st draft said “trading spit”.
That’s quite a dry spell, eh? 
McAlister’s campaign called it Jesus Licking in their press release so options were limited.
Charles Koch does an op-ed in the WSJ – aaaannnd the head of the NRSC, Kansas Senator Jerry Moran (R-Servile), goes and reads out the silly thing on the floor!
Gov. Rick Perry: Sorry, Mr. AG, Texas cannot comply with the Prison Rape Elimination Act. Because we count 17yos as adults here, you see, and separating them out would be just too inconvenient.
The following statement appears over Rick Perry’s signature: “I cannot and will not certify as true those things for which I do not have facts.”
I think it’s a bit unfair to assume, a priori, that that’s a stupid idea (though “we can’t possibly comply now we an act that was passed in 2003” is heading in the right direction.)
The hell it doesn’t! I get brochures in the mail all the time! And I’m not even a woman! (Granted, they offer some lovely toasters as premiums.)