Stupid Republican idea of the day

Holy fuck.

UN banned from monitoring Tennessee elections.

So government didn’t free the slaves. It was Lincoln who freed the slaves. Its just a coincidence that he happened to be the leader of the government at the time?

And the Union Army was just a bunch of independent altruists who voluntarily collaborated in the effort.

Well nothing says fair election as much as preemptively banning monitors.

How would this thing work anyway? Would they be on the look out for shady characters hanging around polling places with thin moustaches, wearing berets and striped shirts and eating baguettes and throw them out?

The really disturbing part is:

Tennessee is a free and independent Amerricun state! Ain’t no FURRINER gonna be allowed to watch while the Republicans steal the election! That’'s a treat reserved for US citizens only!

No kidding. I am honestly blown away that someone could be that willfully blind.

It works because it bans something that doesn’t exist. It’s nothing but paranoia and pandering.

First, it only bans observers from the United Nations. The United Nations has no election monitors.

Second, it seems like it’s taking a shot at Obama by only allowing exceptions for treaties approved by the Senate with no mention of the President. But all treaties have to be approved by the Senate, that’s just how it works.

Third, the people they’re presumably trying to ban were from the Organization of American States and the Office for Democratic Institutions and Human Rights who really did send observers for the 2012 elections. The OAS was formed in 1967 with the US as a member and the ODIHR is part of the 1990 Paris Charter, to which the US is a signatory. And neither group’s presence at US elections was anything new.

I feel like you’re forgetting the Agenda 21 kooks. Which, while on the whole too completely looney tunes to really belong to any party tend to congregate towards the Republican party because new is scary and not-100%-isolationist is Quisling. But Murika-born Quisling, gawd demmit.
Anyway, point is, there’s plenty of votes in Stupid.

Didn’t they initially propose that as a rider to the Unicorn Stampede Prevention Act?

Too good not to spread around: Rick Wiles of TruNewswill be arrested at a gay cruising spot any night now.

I mean, I just … wow.

I for one, welcome our… I mean me as your new homosexual overload. There are gonna be changes let me tell ya!

You Nazi super gay male soldiers are going to do some tasteful redecorating, you mean?

I’m redecorating like a Boss!

You didn’t hear it from me, but that’s our achilles’ heal. We’ll be so busy with catty in-fighting over uniform styles we’ll never get around to our other diabolical plans.

The Utah defense of the SSM ban has decided they can no longer rely on a debunked study showing that SS parents are inferior… so they’ve decided to argue that SSM hurts the children of heterosexual marriages. At least, I think that’s what this is supposed to mean:

The Regnerus study was lambasted in the Michigan SSM ruling. The Utah defense had cited the Regnerus study in footnotes. Now, it’s not looking like something people want to be citing at all.

Epaulets: très chic or très weak?

I would guess it depends on how much fringe is involved.

Heilige Scheiss. Somebody has to do one of those YouTube *Downfall *parodies about this.