Note to self: Wear gloves when visiting that man’s house. And don’t use the bathroom.
And above all don’t crash at his place.
Fucker Carlson is just bitter than no woman has ever wanted to buy him dinner.
… or even a decent tie.
And then there’s the curious non-specification of the hypothetical orifice of doorknob-entry.
There was apparently a guy that did, once. Just in case anyone isn’t aware of what a vile human being Tucker Carlson is.
Umm, I flout the law, the law caved …
(emphasis mine) Now, I have some jaw to pick up off the floor.
Calm yourself (at least a little). The order to destroy all evidence collected to date has been stayed, pending review by the Court of Appeals.
Wow, what an arsehole.
I’m glad I’m not him.
Per Cecil, it has been claimed that beasts used for executions and other sporting events sometimes did turn on their handlers.
It’s only anal sex that the guy considers unhealthy? Oral sex is OK, then, right?
Just log it in the “Homophobic males spend a bizarrely inordinate amount of their time thinking about buttsex for some reason” file.
John McCain yells at another passing cloud about how the yung-uns forgot all about the 9-11 attack so they don’t understand that having the NSA spy on them is “just the way we live”. After all, “if we’d intercepted the right communications we might have prevented 9/11”, assuming that the President actually read the memo.
Ted Cruz releases his “Legal Limit Report No. 4” .
It’s a list of 76 lawless Obama actions.
Here is a taste of eight, if you just want to get a feel for the whole thing…
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“Obama implemented portions of the DREAM Act by executive action”
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“Ended some terror asylum restrictions”
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“Recognized same sex marriage in Utah despite a Supreme Court stay on a court order allowing the institution”
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“Illegally revealed the existence of sealed indictments in the Benghazi investigation”
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“Illegally delayed Obamacare verification of eligibility for healthcare subsidies”
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“Ordered Boeing to fire 1,000 employees in South Carolina and shut down a new factory because it was non-union”
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“Terminated the pensions of 20,000 non-union Delphi employees in the GM bankruptcy.”
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“Government agencies are engaging in ‘Operation Choke Point,’ where the government asks banks to ‘choke off’ access to financial services for customers engaging in conduct the Administration does not like—such as ‘ammunition sales.’”
The list also includes such monumental offenses as shutting down an Amish farm that was illegally selling raw milk across state lines.
This country wouldn’t have had to be all that much crazier for us now to be in the middle of the second McCain-Palin administration.
Representative Trey Gowdy, chairman of the most recent Benghazi! “investigation”:
So it’s a trial, and the administration is the defense.
And just because McCain is still alive now doesn’t mean he wouldn’t have died if he was president, either from additional job stress or some other unpredictable “butterfly effect” change. We could have been in the second Palin administration right now!