I just want to commend all of your Dopers who had the maturity and good taste not to make a play off “autoeroticism”. A quality I greatly admire without the slightest intention to emulate.
I thought that was jacking it to Knight Rider
It might be of interest to future scholars.
“I have dreams,” Haskins said to Michigan Live
Yes, and perhaps ones you should not share outside of some kind of doctor/patient confidentiality thing.
Hey, we’re talking about a serious crime here – carjacking(off).
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “emissions testing”.
According to the story, on at least one occasion he climbed a fence and hot-wired a police cruise to satisfy his urges. I guess his excuse in that situation was that he just wanted to “feel a cop”.
I hear they got an app for that Siri thing, gives you directions and stuff, you can set it to talk dirty to you while you strangle the cobra. Trouble is, do it two or three times and Siri will insist you pull over on the freeway to talk about the relationship. That’s a true fact, you could look it up.
From the article:
Come on guys it was all in the past, surely we all did some things when we were young and stupid that we regret not that were much older, what’s the point dragging up old dirt that is ancient history.
Oh, never mind. :smack:
OK, guys, you are being too harsh on Mr. Haskins. He’s just being true to his Republican urges. You know they all want to break into the engine of government, disconnect the wires, and then sit there masturbating while the world rushes past them. I applaud Mr. Haskins!
It would help if his lonely angry kid stuff were normal angry lonely kid stuff (and also not like ten minutes ago). Smoking pot, shoplifting, underage drinking, etc. But goddamn. A person with a fetish for glazing car upholstery should be in therapy, not in a major election.
He misheard, thought they said erection.
It’s not just the jerking off, it’s the witchcraft. How does one start a car after disconnecting the ignition?
By hot-wiring, which apparently is part of the thrill. A fetishistic fixation on auto-theft, sublimated by hot-wiring the car but not otherwise actually stealing it.
Hey, it was a different world, a different time. Osama bin Laden was still alive.
He wouldn’t even have given it a shot if he hadn’t heard about on the internet:
Let’s all just be thankful he never ran across 2 Girls 1 Cup.
GOP Lawmaker Says Climate Change Is ‘The Greatest Deception In The History Of Mankind’
15493 shitty ideas from Republicans since 2009? Is that all? Never have so stupid been so wrong about so much in such a short space of time. Must be a real ego boost for Republicans to know so much thinking goes on among their kind.
Tea Party leader: “Reince Priebus should ignore Mississippi law and declare the Tea Party candidate the winner of the Republican primary.”
What ever happened to that States’ Rights thingie?