Anal sex. It’s the only answer.
That’s hilarious!
Easy there, tiger. Those are my girlfriends you’re flirting at.
Is this the same Rush Limbaugh who likes to go to the Dominican Republic loaded down with Viagra for sex tourism?
Askthepizzaguy, as if it needs to be said again, your commentary and analysis is spot on and as hilarious as usual. Nothing really to add other than… I’m very happy that the courts are finally starting to agree that the arguments against gay marriage are as insane as the gay community has known they are for a long time now.
Kentucky state senator Brandon Smith (R-Hazard) explains why them pointy-headed bureaucrats don’t understand the science of climate change:
:dubious: :rolleyes: :smack: :smack:
Some countries with low birth rates encourage their citizens to breed for the glory of the motherland. But yeah, not exactly a problem here. Anything to lighten traffic would be welcome.
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I’m going to guess that Smith is half-remembering a discredited hypothesis from about 7 years ago that Mars was also experience global warming, and thus, it’s all caused by the sun and not humans. Except I’m pretty sure the ‘warming trend’ on Mars disappeared, and it was just a blip, not a trend, and, of course, Mars is about 8 imperial fuckfulls colder than Earth.
But other than that, he’s got a point.
In his head, that is.
Well, technically they just noted his superficial resemblance to a long-established muppet (“Mr. Johnson”, who’s been appearing on Sesame Street since the early 1970s) and ran with it. Ran it into the ground, you might say, but I always thought it was funny. Steele must have thought so too, to some extent.
That is some grade A Republican stupidity with a nice dash of lunacy thrown in. I look forward to the mockery it will engender.
(R-Hazard)? WTF? They’re real?
Jes’ a good ol’ boy, never meanin’ no harm
Beat all ya ever saw, dumb as a bag o’ straw since the day he was born…
It’s said that we were the inspiration for the series, though we’re quick to point out that their Hazzard had two "z"s and was in Georgia. (I’m pretty sure that the inspiration stopped at the name and a onetime fondness for corn liquor.) We’ve tried to have some fun with the association over the years; the show’s stars used to make appearances at our Black Gold Festival, etc. My favorite thing is that in the same way other places give you a Key to the City or make you an Honorary Citizen, we make you a Duke (or Duchess) of Hazard.
I know the Senator in question here, and while he’s generally inclined to toe the GOP/coal company line (and may even believe some of it), he’s a decent guy and not usually a moron. I think he’s turned off the wrong part of his brain for a minute here.
Well, and IIRC, the mythical Hazzard was a county, Hazard Kentucky is a city.
As for positive news, the death pool thread has noted the passing of a premium Dick.
Yes; the mythical Hazzard was both city and county, while Hazard, KY is in Perry County.
My mind is incapable of boggling anymore.
Not an article about a stupid idea per se, but while we’re touching on birth control, here’s another victory for the abstinence-only sex ed that the GOP is always touting: 17-Year-Old Daughter Of GOP Rep. And Senate Candidate Pregnant - TPM – Talking Points Memo
There’s a brilliant comment in the article cited: