Stupid Republican idea of the day

Well, this is pretty pathetic, but I could imagine someone like and Ozzy could make it sound convincing. Or maybe someone here could fix it somehow.

*Wracked and torn, this wretched prize
My es-soul is sore from being godomized
And before the raw wound even dries
They’re after me again

Thump thump thumping like a praying bug
Heedless headless on and on they cluck
Hopeless addicts on an ancient drug
The madness never ends

Godomized, I’ve been godomized
Tormented by the lobotomized
Tears are flowing from my eyes
Unrelentingly I’m godomized*

Ooohh! It’s a kind of temper tantrum that takes the form of an extended straw man! Let’s go through a few qoutes, eh?

Oh gee, I just love the conservative tendency to talk about what the opponent thinks, as if one is some kind of mind-reader, instead of stating one’s own position, kind of like the GOP on any policy specific whatsoever come election season. But for what it is worth, um, no, I don’t think all the secrets of human experience can be discovered through differential equations. Ultimately that subject settles into the realm of the sub-symbolic, which math ultimately can’t describe. Kind of a sat-chit-ananda kind of thing… Jesus, don’t get me started!

But I will say that condescension towards the Rick Perrys and Charles C. W. Cookes of the world is entirely warranted. Straw-character assassination fail!

Yah right. Look at Stranger on a Train’s posts; compare to mine. Who’s smarter? I’ll give you one guess

not me

Looks like I’ve escaped this guy’s definition of ‘nerd’, but anyway, looks like what he’s getting at is that nerds aren’t uneducated racist xenophobes, or something like that. It is hard to make out through all the bullshit in his article.

And that barely scratches the surface of teh stoopid. A few more that jumped out at me:

This neatly sidesteps the obvious problem that Scott Walker would be about as likely to request a cameo appearance on Cosmos as he would on Vampire Lesbian Communists From Uranus, and for the same reason – his constituency would be royally pissed off.

Stating the facts in sneering tones with sneer quotes does not change the fact that the facts are, in fact, facts.

(One Dylan song can be adapted, changing very few words, to make the theme Benghazi or Godomize, as in the crude example below. Here’s the melody.)

*Darkness at the break of noon
Godomized by shrill-voiced loon
The store-bought gun, the Fox buffoon
Eclipses both the sun and moon
To understand you know too soon
There is no sense in Benghazi.

Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn
Bullets are good but condoms are porn
Sounds the fools’ brazen horn
The brains of American sheeple are shorn
Voice of reason cries, forlorn
We’re led by the crazy.

Temptation’s page flies out the door
You follow, find yourself at war
Watch waterfalls of pity roar
You feel to moan but unlike before
Your candidate’s
Already been Benghazied.

So don’t fear if you hear
A foreign sound to your ear
It’s alright, Ma, I’m only sighing.


*

Amanda Marcotte on AlterNet had some fun with that!

But she was conceived in the usual way biologically, right?

Conceived in the usual way, but “Immaculate” because she did not inherit Original Sin.

First Oaf.

Which would make him the FOOTUS.

Hobby Lobby promises employee they won’t fire her if she takes time off to give birth. Then they fire her, and fight her on unemployment too.

One day after the Republicans in the House vote to sue Obama for issuing Executive Orders, they refused to vote for the Republican leadership’s version of a bill to deal with the situation on the border. So Boehner says, “Obama can just issue an Executive Order to deal with the problem.”

That wasn’t Boehner, it was Bizarro Boehner.

“Good Bye. Have a bad day!”

Un-fucking-believable! What are they smoking, guitar picks?

(HA! did you know you can spell check “un-fucking-believable”? I got it right, by the way…)

[clicks] I would have thought he was being sarcastic, but apparently not.

I swear by Eugene V. Debs, I’m about this close to feeling sorry for the poor sumbitch!

By way of our good friends at Daily Kos:

Michele Bachmann: Obama keeping migrant kids so U.S. can perform medical experiments on them

I swear, I’m trying to stay sane and sober, but these people are making me choose…

:rolleyes: Medical experiments! What an idiot! The plan is to use them for sex trafficking!

I thought they were supposed to be sacrificed in Muslim-Atheist-Commie religious rituals.

Only the ones too ugly to be marketable.

No, no, they’re going to use the migrant kids for cutting-edge medical trials, like nutrition and vaccines.