Stupid Republican idea of the day

[running_coach]

@elucidator

Man, did he ever split! He cut a tunnel through the air that collapsed behind him!
They didn’t speed up the tape there, did they?

Makes a run for it here. Cuts interview short.

[ElvisL1ves]

@Death_of_Rats

+1
I am a white, middle-class Iowan and I could not have held out that long.

I thought you could stand touching noses for a week at a time and never see eye to eye.

[Spiff]

@Death_of_Rats

You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.

I blame their close proximity to Nebraska.

We Minnesotans have a joke relevant to this topic:

Q: What would happen if you carved out the southern third of Minnesota and merged it with Iowa?

A: You’d raise the average IQ of both states.

[elucidator]

Iowan ran to the border with Minnesota, and threw a dynamite bomb. A Minnesotan found it, lit it, and threw it back.

[running_coach]

@elucidator

Iowan ran to the border with Minnesota, and threw a dynamite bomb. A Minnesotan found it, lit it, and threw it back.

That’s wrong. The Minnesotan found it, pulled the pin, and threw it back.

[andros]

@ElvisL1ves

I thought you could stand touching noses for a week at a time and never see eye to eye.

Ah, what the heck. You’re welcome.

[eschereal]

Not exactly stupid, just disturbing:

@"[tech

(The GOP Is Using Support For Uber As A Fundraising Pitch | TechCrunch)"]Out today from the Republican party is a petition in support of Uber. The petition is predictably partisan, blaming “liberal government bureaucrats” alongside “taxi unions” for “setting up roadblocks” and “issuing strangling regulations” to the detriment of Uber. Cities, according to the GOP, “need Uber.”

Why is the GOP pushing for Uber now? Aside from the petition being a pretty simple attempt to collect email addresses and dollars (after you sign, you are presented with a large donation page for the GOP) there is legislation on the desk of Illinois governor Pat Quinn that would restrict ride-sharing services like Uber in the area.

So the call to support Uber by the GOP, cynical and self-serving as it undoubtedly is, does fit into the narrative of a Democratic governor faced with a regulatory decision of real import…

Uber responded to TechCrunch with a short comment saying that “everyone loves Uber.”

[Rick_Kitchen]

Yeah, Uber is such a great company. Like charging up to eight times as much as their base rate when there are emergency situations like storms.

[Acsenray]

@Rick_Kitchen

Yeah, Uber is such a great company. Like charging up to eight times as much as their base rate when there are emergency situations like storms.

That’s the whole point of Uber. If you want a flat rate, call a taxi.

[BigAppleBucky]

Hitting .333 in the spelling.

[eschereal]

Is that a trailer park?

[Sinaptics]

@eschereal

Is that a trailer park?

Appears to be. You can see permanent fixtures attached to them, so it appears to not be a camp ground.

[Evil_Captor]

Libraries or Transexuals … YOU be the judge!

[computergeek]

Someone forgot their Ys

[Evil_Captor]

@computergeek

Someone forgot their Ys

Tis a wise man who remembers his Ys.

[Morgyn]

@BigAppleBucky

Hitting .333 in the spelling.
http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/libety-or-tranny.jpg

I’ve remarked a couple of times that what this sign really needs is Tim Curry in full Frank N. Furter ensemble standing next to it.

[BrainGlutton]

@Evil_Captor

Libraries or Transexuals … YOU be the judge!

Is there really any need to choose?!

[Truman_Burbank]

Gavin Ellzey, the vice chairman of the Kansas Republican 3rd Congressional District Committee, advised on Twitter in early July that “offending Muslims is the duty of any civilized person.”
Ellzey added, “Especially with a .45.”

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/news/government-politics/article1160420.html#storylink=cpy

Later he said he “wasn’t trying to offend anybody”. Well, it’s unlikely he offended anybody he knows personally, I’ll give him that.
The GOP disavowed the comments. More or less. They didn’t actually pressure him to resign his post, or anything.

[bup]

They probably don’t have a whole lot of people lining up to be the vice chairman of the Kansas Republican 3rd Congressional District Committee.

[Truman_Burbank]

But I fear it may the summit of ambition for many. As Rebecca Schoenkopf at Wonkette notes:
Some smalltime GOP loser in Kansas — but we repeat ourselves — is super sorry he twitted that tweet about “offending” Muslims “with a .45.”

Read more at Wonkette: No No, Kansas GOP Dude Definitely Not Gonna Shoot All The Muslims, He Swears - Wonkette