Stupid Republican idea of the day

[Steve_MB]

Whoever posted this one owes me a new monitor:

Genetically engineer a Palin-Beck hybrid, and have it do a book tour. But for the love of God, make sure to incinerate it afterward.

[Diogenes_the_Cynic]

@Revtim

Have you read the suggestions there? It’s like 95 percent trolling, and some of it is pretty funny IMHO.

Who could have predicted that would happen on the internet?

Except for anyone who’s ever seen the internet, I mean.

[Boyo_Jim]

Damn, some mod there has taken an axe to the comments. Most of the snarky ones are already gone, leaving mostly sincere idiots.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

I can’t tell the difference.

[Diogenes_the_Cynic]

Allow harlots to practice their quim craft. God will judge.

This is my favorite – just beautifully crafted. The phrase “quim craft” is fucking genius.

[Boyo_Jim]

They must be making their way through the forums. There’s still some good ones in National Security:

We need to train an army of Ninja Cats. Cats are natural born hunters and predators, and it is known that they indeed have 9 lives, many more than the typical human life (being one). They are also excellent at hiding themselves and would be ideal for sneaking into countries and assassinating communist leaders to lessen the ever growing threat of communism, finding key terrorist leaders and shattering the global terrorist network. In fact they could be potentially useful in the current Korean crisis. Loyal to their trainers, the cats could rain destruction and fear throughout the world, and if ever captured would never tell who they are serving. Finally, after they have solved the worlds problems, they could serve as border patrol and show unflinching resolve at keeping illegals where they belong, anywhere but here.

My neighbor eats tacos and watches Carlos Mencia. Deport him.

[Steve_MB]

Understatement of the day, courtesy of the Washington Post:

Republicans’ new Web site not exactly what they hoped it would be

[boytyperanma]

@Revtim

Have you read the suggestions there? It’s like 95 percent trolling, and some of it is pretty funny IMHO.

Reading this thread and considering the actual suggestions Republicans have made, why would you peg that percent of trolls so high. I think without a single troll many of those suggestions would still be there.

[rockle]

@Steve_MB

Understatement of the day, courtesy of the Washington Post:

Republicans’ new Web site not exactly what they hoped it would be

Oh, and that article! HILARITY. Key quote:

@Dana Milbank of The Washington Post

Republicans might want to take a hard look at the suggestion that “we need to reframe the discussion” about the BP oil spill to counteract the “environmental whackos” worried about wildlife. Republicans, this person proposed, should argue that “BP is creating a new race of faster dolphins. These fish are unable to compete against the fish of other countries, but now their increased lubrication will allow them to fly through the water. Faster fish = good.”

Sweet cracker sandwich, that is just … whoever submitted that one wins the Internet, for sure.

And my new favorite thing from the actual website (the “Open Mic” forum):

When we deport illegal aliens we should get rid of the street mimes as well. Also.

I love America more than ever right now. Sunuvabitch, but I am a secret Vichy troll-enabler.

[Steve_MB]

@boytyperanma

Reading this thread and considering the actual suggestions Republicans have made, why would you peg that percent of trolls so high. I think without a single troll many of those suggestions would still be there.

True, but it takes a real troll to post something like this:

“If you’re sick of this obvious non-American socialist president and want to take our country back, please visit and support us at Lemon.Party.org Together we can retake our country! Be a Patriot! It’s what our founding fathers would have wanted.”

(Link deliberately broken in the interest of saving your eyeballs)

-Mod Note: The link in that quote is very NSFW. -Miller

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

Brilliant.

[Maus_Magill]

@Steve_MB

True, but it takes a real troll to post something like this:

“If you’re sick of this obvious non-American socialist president and want to take our country back, please visit and support us at Lemon.Party.org Together we can retake our country! Be a Patriot! It’s what our founding fathers would have wanted.”

(Link deliberately broken in the interest of saving your eyeballs)

I’m curious… but not that curious.

[Zakalwe]

@rockle

Oh, and that article! HILARITY. Key quote:
Sweet cracker sandwich, that is just … whoever submitted that one wins the Internet, for sure.

I have to disagree. The best line from the article was this one:

"Rep. Mike Pence (Ind.) contributed to the discussion by twice giving out the wrong address for the new site. "

The funny. It BURNS!

Oh. And the “Vote on this idea” from the top of the National Security topic:

"Most of the world seems to call soccer “football”, which is un-American and hurts the NFL’s brand overseas. The UN is worthless if they can’t do anything about that. Are our ambassadors even trying to fix this situation? "

[Rhythmdvl]

@Steve_MB

True, but it takes a real troll to post something like this:

“If you’re sick of this obvious non-American socialist president and want to take our country back, please visit and support us at Lemon.Party.org Together we can retake our country! Be a Patriot! It’s what our founding fathers would have wanted.”
(Link deliberately broken in the interest of saving your eyeballs)

(Link deliberately broken in the interest of saving your eyeballs)

Just wanted to add a **DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION-LEVEL WARNING **that that link goes to an extraordinarily NSFW, graphic hardcore sex image. Some folks (as did I) may have gotten snookered into thinking it was run-of-the-mill teaparty pablum.

[Diogenes_the_Cynic]

@Maus_Magill

I’m curious… but not that curious.

It’s an image of three old men having sex. It’s not exactly erotic, but it’s actually not as horrifying and scarring as some of the other shock images that are out there.

[Steve_MB]

@Maus_Magill

I’m curious… but not that curious.

From the Wikipedia entry on shock sites. Even the text description should be approached with sanity shields up:

Lemonparty.org contains an image of three elderly men in a bed kissing and having oral sex.

Even setting the trolls and comedians aside, the site is rather problematic for Republicans. Selecting the “Most Interest” option filters most of that stuff out… leaving a bitter (to the party establishment’s taste) residue of genuine fiscal conservatives and libertarians who (at least implicitly, and often not at all implicitly) call the GOP out on its miserable record on the former score and the bogosity of its “less government” rhetoric on the latter score.

EDIT: It occurs to me that part of this may be the result of Poe’s Law: actual social-conservative commentary about Teh Evul Gay and whatnot is so similar to trolldom that it gets lumped in with it and down-voted even by people who might be inclined to agree with the underlying sentiments.

[redtail23]

Warning: The Lemon Party link above is absolutely way past NSFW.

ETA: ok, so I’m slow.

Rhythmdvl, that’s what I thought it was, too! Just another looney website with flashing graphics and flaming skulls or somesuch.

[Steve_MB]

Apologies: I should have been more clear on the reasons for making sure that link was broken.

@Terry Pratchett

If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying ‘End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH,’ the paint wouldn’t even have time to dry.

[rockle]

@Zakalwe

I have to disagree. The best line from the article was this one:

"Rep. Mike Pence (Ind.) contributed to the discussion by twice giving out the wrong address for the new site. "

The funny. It BURNS!

Actually, yeah, you’re right. Now can somebody tell me what I was supposed to do today, besides point and laugh? Because I forgot.

[Knorf]

http://www.americaspeakingout.com is the best idea the GOP has ever had. I love this site! And now I’m spending way too much time there instead of, you know, working.