Stupid Republican idea of the day

Those people you mentioned spew the stupid. By the tankerload. The Republiopathic fan-base wallows in so much of it that they think it is normal, even good. This is a problem because the Ds sometimes carry forth ill-considered policy, but since it is not from the baRf pool, it gets a pass.

There is some stupid on both sides, but at least the stupid on the left is not a toxic biohazard.

I’ll see your Cooter, and raise you a Gopher.

Yes, I’m aware of how that sounds.

David Perdue can’t decide if he’s proud of his record of outsourcing jobs (which he claims he was proud of last week), or ashamed of it (which he is today).

By the same logic, God gave us marijuana as well, so someone in Alabama should use that as a defense for a drug charge. Let us all know how it works out.

Bill Bradley was a genius from a political family who just happened to be a Hall Of Fame basketball player. Remove his basketball resume and you have someone who was made for politics:

I know you think the D by his name means something because you’re overly simplistic and all. But you might care to see this:

I’m not one to shout DINO or anything, but I would like to know what differentiated Shuler from Republicans because I don’t see much.

And God said:

“Figured out a good way to get rid of excess biomass, shove it down under the surface…way down,way way down so that when it turns to toxic sewage, it wont matter. Then you fucking assholes dig it up, use all the brains I give you so you can make loud, shiny crap! Shoulda stuck with the dolphins for dominant species…”

You know me so well. You’ve got me dead to rights.

Tell me more. Tell me all about me.

Well, for one thing, you’re pretty bad at defending your premise. I assume you knew that? Well, you do now.

You like long walks on the beach and kittens and Chef Merito’s Carne Asada seasoning!

Um. Not all at once.

Too bad there’s no way to “like” a post in this forum. :smiley:

Ooohhh! Tell me all about :heart::heart::heart: my premise :heart::heart::heart:!!!

Clint Eastwood, Fred Grandy, Jesse Ventura, Fred Thompson.

Don’t forget the great Jack Kemp.

Don’t know perzackly what Jesse V is, but it ain’t a Republican. Kind of a dull lout, actually, down home would be called a “good old boy”. Wore a Jimmy Hendrix t-shirt and a fluorescent pink “feather” boa for his inaugural ball. So, anyway, Goddess knows what, but not a Republican.

Anyway, squareheads got a “weak governor” system, so it hardly matters…

Fred Grandy.

Doesn’t sound like a typical Republican let alone a current stupid one.

Lifelong Republican. And the Center for Security Policy might be just to the left of Ted Cruz, but not by much. Not on the Straight to the Wall Come the Revolution List, but nominated. Twice.

Yes, all at once! That’s a fine cookout on the beach right there! :slight_smile:

Congressman Trey Radel, who voted to drug test food stamp recipients, is busted for cocaine.

Yeah, but he’s not on food stamps so it doesn’t count.

Or something.

As much as I’d love to continue with the Radel-bashing, the thread is Stupid Republican Idea of the Day, not Stupid Republican Idea of literally Yesteryear.