Stupid Republican idea of the day

I see the return of the FDR-style cigarette holder.

Bongs and Lysol, my friend … bongs and Lysol.

Judging by what Colorado’s retail market looks like, I would expect the vehicle of delivery at a cocktail party would more likely be the canaips rather than the communal doob.

Jodi Ernst, Iowa’s version of Michelle Bachmann: “the reason Republicans oppose Obamacare is because the … poor, she said, should rely on churches and charitable organizations for help.”

Nebraska Republicans tie Democratic candidate for Congress to black murderer with the most tenuous of connections.

The only workable, effective, practical solution is obviously for everyone to have their own doobie, thus negating the need to “pass” and enabling everyone to simply “puff puff”.

Donald Trump: “I am starting to think that there is something seriously wrong with President Obama’s mental health. Why won’t he stop the flights. Psycho!

From that article:

It’s nice that charitable organizations provided food and clothing, but this has squat to do with healthcare.

Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?

Andy Schlafly, on Conservapedia, calls Einstein’s “E=mc2” “liberal claptrap”.

Somebody should point out to him that there are no direct flights from West Africa to the US, and the power of the President to halt flights leaving from and arriving to foreign countries is kinda limited.

Outsourced.

Joe “You Lie!” Wilson: Hamas terrorists might infect themselves with Ebola and sneak into U.S.

Well then what’s the point of him being a Muslim communisto-fascist dictator ?!

He can probably get more flights to and from West Africa if he orders federal employees to travel there.

<nitpick> canapés. </np>

Oh, I dunno. Remember, it’s Colorado.

Did you not get the memo? We are in the process of deleting that name from the 'net and purging it from the historical record, to the relief of eagles everywhere.

Somebody tell Jodi Ernst that churches and private organizations can STILL help people despite there being Obamacare!

Shouldn’t libertarians be telling government to get out of the Ebola business and let private corporations deal with it?