Stupid Republican idea of the day

[Morgyn]

Over in Kansas, which seems to be trying very hard to become the stupidest state in the union, a legislator has introduced a bill that would “require the governing boards of community colleges and state universities to implement policies prohibiting employees from providing titles when authoring or contributing to newspaper opinion columns, which includes letters, op-eds and editorials.” That’s if what they’re doing is writing about “lawmakers, the governor or other elected officials”.

Free speech, anyone?

[Rick_Kitchen]

Kansas has Florida and Texas envy.

Eric Bolling: No religion has ever killed anybody except for Islam.

[Evil_Captor]

The stupid, it’s coming in too fast man! Too fast! AAAAAAAAGH!"

[Kobal2]

@Rick_Kitchen

Kansas has Florida and Texas envy.

Eric Bolling: No religion has ever killed anybody except for Islam.

Deus Lo Vultn’t ? Well, shit. *Now *you tell us. Talk about awkward.

[elucidator]

In our Sunday School we got a few stories from the Old Testimonial. Samson, little David, stuff like that. Wasn’t till later I read the parts about smiting hip and thigh, and what happened to the Amorites and the Cannanites and the Sodomites and the Gomorrahnians.

Shit load of smiting going on. But it was all OK because God said so. He had already sorted them out, so…

[Try2B_Comprehensive]

@elucidator

Well, was the weed any good?

Just so-so. It’d been better if stupid Republicans had allowed it to be legal back then.

[Smapti]

NRA board member: Ban Texas public schools from paddling students, and I’ll just have to shoot them later.

[eschereal]

@elucidator

Shit load of smiting going on.

Apparently, you were not smitten?

[elucidator]

First, they came for the Moabites, but I was not a Moabite, so fuck 'em.

[bobot]

@Rick_Kitchen

Kansas has Florida and Texas envy.

Eric Bolling: No religion has ever killed anybody except for Islam.

I consider myself to be very fortunate that my only exposure to this so-called news channel comes from links in this thread. Even P.T. Barnum didn’t see such blatant lying stupidity as a possibility.

[elucidator]

’Reality’ According To Ted Cruz: Democrats Are Party Of ‘Top 1 Percent’ While GOP Helps The Middle Class

From our good friends over at Crooks and Liars… 'Nuff sed.

[Rick_Kitchen]

John Stossel: There’s no need for FEMA, Wal-mart will save us all in case of a disaster.

[BrainGlutton]

@Rick_Kitchen

John Stossel: There’s no need for FEMA, Wal-mart will save us all in case of a disaster.

And they have the poison-gas death-trailers for 30% off this week!

[Snowboarder_Bo]

@Rick_Kitchen

John Stossel: There’s no need for FEMA, Wal-mart will save us all in case of a disaster.

“If you hadn’t seen a skating rink, you would say, ‘No, you need skating police, people go in this direction,’” Stossel observed. “Think of how much of life is spontaneous… Jazz, there’s no direction. So much of life is spontaneous, but our instinct is to say, ‘Government, give us a plan.’”

(bolding mine)

So he doesn’t understand jazz music at all, either.

[Kobal2]

Or skating rinks.

[eschereal]

“Christianity is the reason we don’t have slavery in the world today”
[right]— tucker[/right]

[aurora_maire]

@eschereal

“Christianity is the reason we don’t have slavery in the world today”
[right]— tucker[/right]

Co-host Ainsley Earhardt said that Obama’s remarks were “completely inappropriate” because there were many evangelical Christians at the National Prayer Breakfast. “Know your audience,” she recommended. “No one expected the Inquisition to be mentioned at the National Prayer Breakfast.”

Well, yeah. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

[jayjay]

I would hope that the audience of the President of the United States, at ANY public function, would be the people of the United States, not just a bunch of evangelical Christianists present in the room.

[TonySinclair]

@aurora_maire

Co-host Ainsley Earhardt said that Obama’s remarks were “completely inappropriate” because there were many evangelical Christians at the National Prayer Breakfast. “Know your audience,” she recommended.

Now they know how I felt, when he came out against drowning kittens.

[Locrian]

@Rick_Kitchen

Kansas has Florida and Texas envy.

Eric Bolling: No religion has ever killed anybody except for Islam.

Exactly. David bought his wife with DONATED Philistine foreskins.