I think this guy needs help to jerk off. This is not his idea at all.
Maes objects to Denver’s membership in the International Council for Local Environmental Initiatives. The bike programs comes from it.
It originated from a UN conference. And we all know what THAT means. It means there are loon conspiracy theorists who screaming about it on the internet.
Beward the Terror Babies:
Is grooming someone for 20 years so that they can blow up a bus full of nobodies worth it? If mom (and presumably dad) are already here, now, can’t they blow up a bus NOW?
What’s it like for these GOPtards to spend their entire lives cringing in fear?
-Joe
I suppose it’s like being one of those people who believes that aliens repeatedly abduct them and shove probes up their ass.
It’s an interesting question whether GOP politicians actually believe what they’re spewing. I don’t think most of them do, which makes them even more evil IMO.
True. But I wasn’t necessarily referring to the fear mongers. I was also referring to the fools who buy into it with all cramped little minds.
-Joe
There’s a pretty good test available, as we speak. If they insist that tax cuts for the wealthy are an excellent idea and in the next breath piss and moan about the spendy Democrats, they are lying sacks.
Well, I live my life in fear as well – fear of the GOPtards, as you call them.
I have personal proof that all babies are little terrors.
See, this is what is known as cross selling : you know the client is interested in one product, you try and bundle that with another product, and sell both. More sales, less effort, profit. The mouthbreathers eat that terror shit, strap an anchor baby on it and call it a day. Terrorism + anchor babies = new product ! Terror babies, seen on TV, new recipe, more crunchy !
Now, let’s see… prediction time for next trimester’s hot button issue : Mexican terrorist welfare queens voting for socialist abortions paid for by taxes on the upper 10% !
You forgot to throw teh gay in there as well.
I was actually thinking about that today. How some GOPtard managed to put a bunch of GOPer “ideas” in a blender. It’s like he was working a magic (shitty) eight ball…
GOPtard: Terrorism is fading from the public consciousness and it turns out that nearly enough people outside a small area fear a TexMex invasion. What should we do?
Then out come rolling two laser-engraved wooden balls:
IMMIGRATION
TERRORISM
Terrorist immigrants! Brilliant! But shit, they ain’t done nothing yet! Now what? Tell me! (shake shake)
FUTURE UNCERTAIN
That’s it! Terrorist immigrants…eventually! It’s down the road! It could be any time! Or never! The Rapture will probably hit before then!
Gawd bless Tax Cuttin’ Jesus!
-Joe
Ooh, there’s an interesting dilemna for the right. What if their choice was paying for abortions of illegal immigrant pregnant women. or allowing them to give birth to terrorist anchor babies?
They will certainly be Christian about it.
Hate the sin, love the sinner.
Hate the terror, love the terro… :eek:
Hahahaahahahaaaaaz!!! Oh man. Thank you. I needed that laugh. Can I use that line?
You can not forget the idea that 2 blocks away from ground zero, an old vacated Burlington Coat Factory store is sacred ground.
If there’s not going to be a mosque there, they should put in a strip club. I can’t think of anything more sacred than pole dancing naked chicks.
I certainly worship them and often leave offerings of dollar bills.
Supply Side Jesus, you heretic!
From these conversations come great ideas – church contributions might skyrocket if the parishioners could stuff bills in the g-strings of hot chick ushers.
That could lead to dancing.