Stupid Republican idea of the day

Lindsey Graham has never sent an email.

After this interview he hitched up his horse and buggy and went home to split some firewood for his stove.

And his handlers got on this quick. I guess this is the best they could come up with.
https://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2015-03-09/lindsey-graham-explains-why-he-doesn-t-use-e-mail

So naturally, he’s one of the experts on the Senate subcommittee for technology and privacy.

Kind of like Inhofe, the snowball-wielding climate change denier kook, being chairman of the committee on the Environment.

It’s not working ('cause I really don’t want to contemplate a world where Lindsey Graham says things that are dumber than the things he does say)!

CMC fnord!

Here’s what could go wrong with that:
http://www.politico.com/story/2015/03/fox-news-trusted-network-poll-115887.html

Graham seems to be saying that he doesn’t use email because he wants to take time to think through his answers.

How in hell does that make the least bit of sense? If you get a question in an email you can think about it as long as you want (within reason) and take time composing the answer and no one will think anything of it. If someone asks you a question in a phone conversation you either answer it immediately or appear as if you’re stalling.

So email meets his requirements better than talking on the phone!

And here’s why.

**Rhythmdvl **is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.

Whew! That’s a load off my mind. I’ll never again have to worry about my posts showing up in a Google search.

Yeah. Overall it should be crawling this place a lot less often.

I preferred Hot Bot. I loved being able to set up boolean search strings.

Alltheweb was always the best search engine before they succumbed to our robot overlords.

How much of that is knowing how many people can’t?

Senator Tom Cotton, who organized that Logan Act violating letter to Iran, says he fully intends on disrupting the State Department’s talks with Iran.

Actually, none. I know too many geeks who could set up FAR better searches than I could with it. However, I knew enough that I was able to get more targetted results than just typing in a bunch of words and hoping.

How I wish eBay would bring back the boolean lite searches you used to be able to use. “-Atari” is nothing like “Atari”.

This article brings up some interesting points

Bolding mine. I haven’t heard this on any news reports, including those about the Irani minister’s response to the Senate letter.

Again, my bolding.
The Congressional letter to Iran is thus a wonderful example of hubris, purportedly trying to explain to an arguably better-educated crew a point of Constitutional law that they don’t themselves appear to understand.

There’s also this account of Irani Foreign Minister Mohammed Javad Zarif’s response to the letter:

I wish Zarif was in charge of the GOP in the same way the GOP fawned over Putin as an example of a good leader

Did we cover this story? There is no climate change, you may not speak of it, it has not been proven. Because, our state’s highest elevation is 300’, so we need it to not be happening. If we do not mention it, we will all be ok.