D’oh!
Looks like Winona really wants me to see her Farm SexFeest
Subject: Filthy Teen Sluts Account Giveaway
Filthy Teen Sluts Account Giveaway
Jan. 13, 2003| NEW YORK (AP)-- Several shaken but otherwise unharmed Filthy Teen Sluts gave their account to reporters of the giveaway that turned into a near-riot.
Subject: Lesbian Teens Want Your Cock and another with the classic Virgin Teenage Sluts
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in a long time. The more grammatical errors there are, the funnier they get! Damn, now I wish I would have saved all of my porn-spam (sporn??)messages! Who would’ve known they’d have such value!
So far, my favorite has been jarbabyj’s
“She turned you down in highschool…now you can cum in her eye”
And Inky-, yours were especially funny too. Love the comments!
[Fat Tony] It’s funny, 'cause it’s true.[/Fat Tony]
"Man, we were, like, calling ourselves “The Virgin Teenage Sluts” for years, but some guys in Boston with the same name got a record deal first, so we had to change our name to “The Classic Virgin Teenage Sluts”. That sucks, man.
“Mandrake! Get out the Russian Anal Deflectors! We must protect our precious bodily fluids!”
Wow, you guys get some depraved spam. Mine is all Fnoonf enlarge your penis safely or Fnoonf stop smoking in 7 days or Fnoonf do your part with 12-inch Freedom Fighter or Re: your mail, Tiger 
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Come to think of it, that Freedom Fighter one was kind of intriguingly stupid. Always did regret not opening that one. I’d have loved to know what exactly they figured my “part” was.
A couple of times I got “Nasty Dogfart Sluts” 
Serves me right for subscribing to a canine flatulence porn site.
Arright, for this thread I had to dip into my spam-only e-mail address which is on every friggin’ mailing list in the country.
You Control the Camera Sex (Take the lens cap off . . . slowly . . . slowly . . . now set the flash on automatic)
enlargement free penis (As far as I can tell, these people want me to pay them to keep my penis the same size)
Mysphyt extra inches that will please your pa… (The ellipsis shows up on my e-mail client. I really hope there was a “rtner” that got cut off. Otherwise, I’m gonna hafta have a long talk with my dad.)
**kick it up a Notch with sex toys bam ** (Emeril’s moonlighting)
Warning: Hardcore Sex (This really should be a sign seen on a street somewhere)
Soaking Wet Hoes (Because gardening in the rain is never a good idea)
From the Sequential Thread Titles: E-mail department, I got the following sequence:
Teeny Tiny Women
World’s Smallest Remote Control Car - On Sale
Teeny Tiny Women NAKED
Evidently I’ve impressed them with my new wheels.
And–and this isn’t exactly porn, but it struck me–I got this one, too: Your dream came true!
So why do I need whatever you’re selling?
Wouldn’t it be weird if people also got this kind of stuff for junk snail mail and telemarketing calls? Can you imagine going out to your mailbox only to see an envelope that said in huge red letters: “PLAY BASEBALL WITH YOUR COCK!” or “HOT TEEN VIRGIN SLUT LESBIANS WANT YOUR COCK!”? Or getting a call, picking up the phone, and hearing some woman say “Excuse me sir or ma’am, I’m from Growth Enlargement Inc and I was just wondering if you would like to make your penis larger by a quarter of an inch per week?”
Wouldn’t that be weird?
Yes airdisc it would be.
"(Female name), Grow Your Penis…"
That beats everything.
Dang! All I get is spam offering me mortgages and diplomas!
oh, and don’t forget those international driver’s licenses. I get hot just thinking about them.:rolleyes:
Why do all these lesbians crave dick and cum? There is apparantly part of the word “lesbian” that I don’t get.
Mac’s OS X SPAM filter does wonders for this kind of junk.
Along the same lines, I always enjoy the ones that promise I’ll give my woman orgasms. Being a straight female, I can only assume they mean me.
My favorite (possibly) non-porn subject line was, “Huncine politicky beadalin.” Huh? I use beadalin for an email account, and somehow my username combined with “huncine politicky” to make a really great, rhythmic subject line.
Oh this is so funny!
I pretty much got them all! (Hey, free email account…).
Lately they have been very much into sex with animals, farm animals mostly…
Just from the ones I cleaned out of my junk mail folder today…
(¯) my mouch + your dick
© Rich Girls.need sex
For a while there were a bunch of beastiality-type subjects, but those seem to have faded, at least for now.
Subject: <<< Hey support, I am Camila, lascivious lass >>> yefHPKvB46PCQd
– Itty Bitty Titties –
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