Just checked my inbox…
Steamy Cow Sex
Nude Celebs for FREE!!
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Untold animals sex
Seeing as how I need to clear out my Yahoo account anyway…lessee…
come lick my The suspense! I must find out what I’ve been invited to lick!
Come play like a sultan. Love the period for some reason.
Try neglected and lovely h o u s e w i f e s tonight! Love the spacing of “housewifes”
Welcome to the most exciting poker room on the net. (Alas, it really is about poker).
Men, double your contractions and duration with European Formula! How did they know my water broke?
Based on daily mail, I can have a horse-sized penis, and hook up with transgender, married, teenage hotties, who also do the farm thing, and become aporn star, in the process reducing my mortgage payment, and learning a new way to make $1 per envelope, without leaving the comfort of my home.
I’m just not sure if my house is big enough for the women, horses, envelopes, and the zip code qualifying penis. :eek:
Odd, but of the 44 currently in my spam filter, this was the only porn spam (at least with a recognizable title):
Tight Pussies Stuffed Deep!
The rest were all diplomas, mortages, free hovercraft toys, and so on. It’s usually about 50/50.
Well, digging through my spam box, I find mostly stock tips (like anyone’s going to pay attention to them these days), and for some reason an upsurge of ‘419’ cash-advance scams, but also the following:
**Subject: Here’s your chance to get a pro-basketball player sized… **
Well, I suppose it’s better than the anti-basketball stuff. A look inside promoted doctor-approved on-penis gains of 2 to 4 inches. There’s no other way to say this:
<SDMB> Cite?!? </SDMB>
Then we have
FAST_INCH_LOSS_2_TO_14_INCHES_IN_ONE_HOUR!truck
So does the inch loss depend on how fast the truck is going, or what? And won’t it cancel out the inch gains?
And how about emocionalne serpentibus sunspace don’t forget. It promotes a free ‘financial report’, but it sounds more like a line from a song by Enya or Dead Can Dance…
Here are the most interesting ones at the moment:
RIP HER APART WITH YOUR C O C K! [kgkt3280]
I’m sure she’ll appreciate that, especially with Valentine’s Day coming up and all that. How romantic.
pussy
Short and to the point at least…
Subject: < Wow support, its Kara, erotic babe > @aack9561
**Subject: << Hey support, I am Adelia, sexual cat >> @1YMTU3NC1hYWNrOTU2MQ%3D%3D **
**Subject: <<< Hey sweetie support, I am Francheska, libidinous blonde >>> K7Xs@aack9561 **
Subject: Nasty Sex With Animals… Never Seen Before! …kvupy 842225 yrhwcycilh
contents:
Patrice is a beautiful eastern european girl who knows how to suck off a horse
Aw, man, beegirl, you took mine. Oh well, there’s still:
Secret Eminem Sex Tape
ENLARGE YOUR TOOL GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK…
I remember getting porn e-mails from lovely characters like DRINK_MY_JUICES_2193 and things like that. Sometimes the names are just as good as the subject lines.
Dorothy is my GRANDMA’S name.
Thank God I’m a girl!
RIP HER APART WITH YOUR C O C K!
Oh, yeah…there’s a lovely visual :gag:
Oh I just got that one too “RIP HER APART”! Geez…
and College girls being naughty on Spring Break…
So boring huh?!
“Subject: Liuve sluts Free. terkwbt xtjapqos”
uh…
I just got a couple of good consecutive ones:
What is J.Lo telling Ben for Valentine’s Day?
Farm Sex!
“Sherita Thornsbury” (LOL at that name) wants me to know that I can have:
“PICS!PICS!PICS! of Teensluts in Bondage doing unnaturel acts!”
Never mind the “naturel” (Sic)… How, if they’re tied up, are they performing unnatural acts?
Never mind, I don’t want to know.
Sequential spam from today:
Add 3 inches in only 2 weeks eq
Confirm: Rates Aren’t Going Lower
ladies upsize your man this works
Post-Christmas Blow-Out Sale
I was tempted to open the cut-off one that said Would You Like to Obtain a fully recognized Univer
Maybe I could obtain a fully recognized Universe? By email no less.