Sundae, Bloody Sundae (third in a series)

  1. To the twit who came in, asked for a blizzard cup, was given a styrofoam cup because we’re not allowed to give away blizzard cups, then sarcastically returned it “so as not to waste our wealth”: Indeed, running a Dairy Queen is a route to fabulous riches. That is why all of the Fortune 500 are Dairy Queen franchises; I guess you saw where they’re the next big thing since dotcom startups. And that’s also why the girl you yelled at is making so much more than minimum wage to deal with your jerk ass. Now go away.

  2. To my boss: Do not yell at me because the clerk at the hardware store kept me waiting that long when I was trying to buy that part you wanted. It does me no good. I have no way of avoiding being made to wait in future. And I have this real moron thing where I don’t like it when people yell at me for things that are not my fault.

  3. To the machines: Stop suddenly exploding and spraying ice cream all over my hand and the thing I’m making. Thank you.

Oh, and props to the little kids (like 7 or 8 years old) who made a mess of the front window and then later came back ashamedly to help me clean it up. That took guts, kiddos. {hugs}

God, what are you going to complain about when you get a REAL job?

:ducks and runs:

I feel for you, Matt. You’re a good person, who, I gather, believes in the essential goodness of other people, or at least in their dignity. And working retail is like an express train to misanthropy. Keep your head up. Fight that rising feeling of contempt for your fellow man, 'cause that just leads to rightist politics. :slight_smile:

Good man! If you don’t keep those machines in line with stern lectures and occasional smacks on the side, they will WALK all over you.

I went to Dairy Queen today, and out of respect for matt_mcl and other beleaguered ice cream slaves, I ordered a dilly bar instead of a strawberry shortcake. I hope you appreciate my sacrifice and remember that there are Dopers out there fighting the good fight.

Been followint this DQ thing on both boards since it’s inception-

I am truly, horribly, fascinated. It’s a perverse, dark, twisted thing in my life.

It makes me laugh. I had no idea and you sir, oughtta be writing for a living.

No shit.

You know love, the machines don’t pop and spit at you if you keep them fed. :smiley:

What, the guy just walked in and asked for a blizzard cup? Empty? As in, “Hey, lemme have one of those, willya?” Geez.

I think I’ll go down to Wal-Mart and ask them, “Hey, lemme have one of those gas grills, willya?”

Moron. :rolleyes:

Re the ice cream machine non-cooperation policy: What’s the brand name on the front of it? We can look it up on the Internet and see if anybody’s got any helpful hints. Or are you talking about a milkshake machine? Hint: wait till the metal thing stops twirling before you take the cup out from under it.

Personally, I always want the blizzard cup full of blizzard. Preferably peanut butter cup blizzard.

Duck: He ordered some stuff, then asked for a blizzard cup. We specifically have the white styrofoam cups because they’re cheap enough to give away (which is why we employees are allowed to use them for slush, coffee, and soft drinks, which are also cheap enough for us to take.)

And it’s the ice cream machine, not the blizzard mixer (although I’ve had quite a few confrontations with those puppies in my time, let me tell you).

OK. I’m off to work now. Ciao.

Sorry, to make it clear: an empty blizzard cup.

And Lux: every other retail clerk I know who’s into politics is to my left, so I don’t think that’s a worry :slight_smile:

Love the title of this thread.
I agree, you should be writing; maybe for Mad.
(that was a compliment)
BTW, can I have a m&m blizzard in a cone?
:wink:

HEY! Lux, I represent that remark!!:stuck_out_tongue:

matt, I really sympathize! I arrived in Oregon in 1989, my newly earned Bachelor’s degree still drying in my hand, and found work at… Pizza Hut! And THEN Dairy Queen!!

Been there, done that!

I don’t know your situation (are you a student? a working-class person? etc.) but please keep a positive attitude, and ALWAYS keep looking for something better! There’s nothing at all wrong with the service industry, if that’s what you like (I didn’t)… you can (eventually through promotions, etc. make a decent living at it), but if you’re not happy there, keep on the lookout for better opportunities!

It may take a long time… it did in my case! But if you take every opportunity that presents itself, you can’t fail but to better your lot in life…

In my case (making a long-ass story really, really short!): I graduated with a BA in English Lit. (minors in education, creative writing, and psych.) worked in a hotel doing the books at night for a few months. Moved to the west coast on a whim, and took the only job I could find; the aforementioned pizza-cooking job at Pizza Hut. Quit there after several months (new manager who was an asshole), and found work as a cook at Dairy Queen. Did that for several months, eventually quit to begin working at another hotel, which lead to another job at a different hotel. At this hotel, I worked for almost a year until a subordinate was promoted over me because he had just earned a bachelor’s in business (fair enough, I thought… but obviously I’m getting nowhere here)! I quit. I stumbled into a temp job in mental health (which paid almost 3 times as much as the hotel job… I got lucky!), which lead to a full-time job in mental health. I worked there for a year or so until I realized one day (after being attacked by an autistic patient for the third time in an hour) that I absolutely HATED this job, and would rather die than come to work here for the rest of my life! I quit. What to do next? I had heard of people going to Asia to teach English… and the thought intrigued me… I drove home, and convinced my best friend/roommate to quit his job and fly to Korea with me (took 3 days, but he caved eventually!). Flew to Korea, had a few adventures, but eventually landed jobs teaching at a hagwon (private institute) in Seoul. After a year, my best friend opted to go back to the US; I stayed in Korea (met Astrogirl, and I wasn’t going anywhere without her!) I signed up at the hagwon for a second year, and a few months into that second year, the Academic Director was fired (long story). I was given the Academic Director’s position… after completing my contract as Academic Director (BTW: the worst job I have ever had! I no longer fear Hell!), I accepted a position as a teacher at Hanyang University in Seoul… 3 years later, I am still here, engaged to Astrogirl, and have saved enough money to allow me to go back to school when we go to the US (and also have enough impressive crap on my resume to allow me to find a decent job, should I decide to just return to work).

My point is: keep looking! You never know where life is gonna lead you!

This was long, and may or may not be relevant, but I’m drunk as a mofo right now (dinner and drinks with Astrogirl), so the you have it!

Good luck, matt!

NO.

MATT!! I keep looking for you at Customer’s Suck!

:frowning:

Well! I think that if I had a job where machines suddenly exploded and covered me with ice cream, I certainly wouldn’t be complaining.

How is it that you can be clever and/or educated enough to have a house in Westmount and still not have two neurons to rub together to THROW YOUR FUCKING LITTER IN THE TRASH CAN, of which there is one every ten metres on this street? I had to spend half a fucking hour sweeping up all of your shit from both sides of the street up and down the goddamn block, you cockknockers! Did you just decide to have a napkin fight in our front sidewalk or just what? Goddamn it, you are not above putting your motherfucking trash in the bin!

AARGH! matt proceeds to climb the walls

So if I’m involved in a scavenger hunt, and can “arrange” for the other team’s list to include an unused blizzard cup, they’re fucked?
(Hey - I’m a bitter little man! Grant me these bitter little consolations!)

Hey, taking my first trip to the US in almost 3 years through Colorado, Wyoming and S. Dakota.

I haven’t been to a DQ in probably 25 years.

What should I order? Make sure you put in a warning if it’s one of those things that are a pain to make and I’ll try to time the order appropriately.