Crepe hanging in MPSIMS tonight:
Well, this is it
Laugh at Death
The Celebrity Death Pool 2004
Yassir Arafat is Dead?
What can I do in the Miami Airport for three hours?
I still can’t believe it: I am pregnant!
from General Questions
What would happen if you lived in a pool of water
Fish people! I need help.
and right now, the latest post to each was by **pool **!
MPSIMS:
So today I left for work without a shirt on
Oh, what a beautiful morning!
Right now, in GQ.
“A more mellow world”, about how much pot it would take to get everybody on Earth high
“Cops getting high?”, about cops on drug detection details getting high.
IMHO:
**Did you vote for Bush? If so, why?
Weird mistaken identities **
In MPSIMS today:
Name that Road Kill!
Lost kitty…
(ok, I’m really sorry, that was bad. Here are two more nicer ones)
Ask the ex phone sex operator
Well, that was an odd phone call
Pumpkin pie mishap
Y’know, horse meat doesn’t taste that good…
Here in MPSIMS:
Holy cow, this hurts! What happened to me?
I learned so much about sex today (sorry, kinda long)
MPSIMS
Who Cuts Tony Blair’s Hair?
Rare Praise for Royal Mail
and
I kissed a drunk girl
Phoebe Cates sighting
MPSIMS:
I think I have a particularly strong electromagnetic field today
Dragged to the Grave
MPSIMS:
Ask the Atheist
What do you say to someone facing prison?
In GQ:
Are Males’ Orgasms Greater than Females?
A sticky situation