Better pricing and a no bullshit return policy.
I don’t know what this is about, I don’t care what this is about and if you tell me what this is about I’ll slit your throat!
I suggest that those who genuinely have no idea what’s going on, do some research on Mornington Crescent.
I can be reached by PM with further questions in the form of haiku.
But pay no attention to the commentary you’ll likely find on the 1962 Eastern Divisional Final. Whatever those morons say, a reverse cross two turns after a line transfer is perfectly legitimate.
Shoreditch’s Revenge variation, to be specific, but with the roundabout goat disqualification in order to make it relevant.
Naw, they’re just average.
Oh, s’cuse me, I thought this was a post-whoring thread.
My Bad.
<scuttles off>
OK, Mornington Crescent I know. This I don’t.
Does this mean the Keel-Hauling is still out?
They told me that when they made me a mod, too. But I should be healed up soon.
a. The goats don’t want to know about you either
b. Your #2 should have been #3
As I said, I am accepting questions by PM in the form of haiku.
We expect the answers to be in iambic pentameter, then. 
Oops! Saw the PM before that post.
I found the duct tape, where’s the noo…
What?
Whaddya mean False Alarm?
Alright, I’ll put the sponges away, but the gimp is not going to be happy.
And I’ll be damned if I’m cleaning up after that goat again.
Got your P. M.; glad
To see that you correspond
In haiku. It’s good.
I am so confused;
what the ever-loving heck
is going on here?
I am afraid that
It defies description (as
Usual for here).
Just be glad it’s not
Cthulu that gets honor
of welcoming you.
I would like to know:
Where is that fancy room? We
Have no room like it.
I’m just wondering who the crap taught the beastie to wander dry land. And if it’s because of genetic engineering, haven’t you ever heard of killer bees?