In addition to being a tripod, I can also speak to a chao when I so choose.
In case you were wondering, the chao says MU.
Mr2001 stuns his enemies with never-before-seen special effects before transforming them into harmless space babies.
Feydeau has the power of invisibility. (Fade-O? Get it? Huh? Huh? Get it?)
It’s pretty cool, especially when I can remember how to do it.
What is your name?
What is your quest?
What’s the air speed velocity of an unladened swallow?
That guy.
Quartz is a mild-mannered ordinary guy who can transform himself into a super-strong, super-hard man of living crystal. Hit him with a ray of light and see him scintilate!
Hmmm… Interesting to contemplate.
I can see a few different interpretations that would be fun superheros, including an oft misinterpretation here on the boards…a well-endowed woman in some tight-fitting spandex who hurls honeydew mellons as missle weapons.
But I think I favor the literal interpretation.
Honeydew California being a Hobbiton-esque area of Southern Humboldt County, she would wear dusty well-worn wranglers and cowboy boots coupled with a tie-died T-shirt, in honor of her 1/2 hippy and 1/2 hick upbringing. Her superpowers would include:
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[li]A seemingly endless supply of extremely high quality pot, free range beef and lamb, fresh pacific salmon, and delicious home-grown fruits and vegetables.[/li][li]The ability to repair any make/model volkswagen or any make/model 4 wheel drive, in any condition, using only her special screwdriver, shoe laces, duct tape, and roach clip (which she always carries with her, just in case).[/li][li]The ability to always light a fire with materials at hand, even in extremely sub-standard conditions.[/li][li]The ability to dig/tow out any vehicle stuck in any manner, be it mud, flood, snow, sand, etc, while aslo being able to drive successfully and safely through all such conditions.[/li][li]Can play at least 3 instruments, sing beautifully, and produce highly marketable visual art and pottery.[/li][/ul]
El_Kabong is a cartoon horse in a black cape and mask, who dispatches his enemies by bashing them over their heads with a guitar.
I’m pretty sure no one ever thought of anything like that before.
GrizzRich is an ursanthrope. origin unknown. No costume to speak of.
He is, at will, able to transform himself into a Great Grizzly Bear capable of unheard-of strength, a roar causing his enemies to wet themselves and/or flee in fear, and tremendous appetite; often devouring evildoers.
One can tell that GrizzRich has thwarted an evil scheme by the tremendous damage caused in the ensuing melee and by bits of evildoer’s costume found in dung-piles nearby.
Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor levitates several feet above the ground, in a lotus position, scanning the world for threats with the Telepathic powers that are his Green Martian heritage.
J’onn J’onzz eat yer heart out. 
Nametag is a supervillain, maddened by the pointless recursivity of his name. He is the archenemy of the Legion of Substandard Superheroes, whom he wishes to pin with cool and very descriptive new names that will cause them to give up and go home.
I guess I would be some Irish guy that would do all the minor stuff the ‘A’ team superheroes wouldn’t want to do.
Not quite sure I’d even have a costume. If so, it would probably include a mop. Or a plunger.
Mouse Magill is a mouse. I’ll sit over here, doing mouse things and avoid Snakescatlady like the plague.
Plague! Get it?
Heh. I kill me.
Mine seems inherently self-defeating.
Let’s see:
Dare_devil007_ was a young woman who went blind after a terrible car accident. Her other senses were heightened and she could do incredible stunts. She developed an English accent and has a penchant for underscores and martinis, shaken not stirred…
Oh, wait…
I filter. I filter real good.
Also I do things before people.
You’ll never beat us! We will fight you in all of our bland glory! Right after this rerun is over…anyone seen the off-brand chips?
How about supervillains?
You filter so good the link doesn’t work! I’ll fix it if you let me know what’s up here.
your humble TubaDiva
It just needs a closing quote on the URL. Thanks for taking care of that.
I’ll just run with the powers that C S Lewis ascribed to me; roughly speaking, as follows.
- I’m intangible, invulnerable, and invisible unless I make a concerted effort to be seen
- I can directly affect material objects by the force of will, including telekinetically projecting a person-sized capsule safely from Earth to Venus or, much more devastating, making any object into a “body of different movements”, which is to say, swapping its existing three spacial dimensions with any three others of the presumed 26 or so that physicists have deduced
- I can project myself anywhere within the Solar System, limited voluntarily only by respect for other planetary archons and the declared siege against Thulcandra, the Silent Planet
- My only other limitation is that I cannot possibly act counter to the will of Maleldil, nor even desire to.
I kinda think that the above kit of powers would largely tend to make everyone less powerful than The Beyonder my shoe-shine boy, and even he might be wise not to mess.