Just caught this nugget of amusement from Ananova.
Could the future Superman Brandon Routh be getting any better publicity for his Hollywood party scene cred? Stand back Tommy Lee!
They don’t call him Man of Steel for nothing.
Regards,
Shodan
Anyone else opening this thread expect to see a discussion of Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex?
Double bonus points to them for using the word “package”. 
No, I opened this thread expecting to see a picture of what’s causing all the hoo-ra. Boy, am I disappointed.
So, do you think that if Wonder Woman’s costume for the new film gives us “camel toe” they’ll edit it out too? (Og, I hope not!)
If only they’d hired Ru Paul as wardrobe consultant.
Well, I always did theorize that one reason nobody realized that Supes is Clark Kent is because he’s hung like a sewer pipe, and everyone’s too distracted to even look at his face. Looks like the new theory may give that theory some credence.
More importantly, if her costume doesn’t show camel toe, will they edit it in?
I think Mystique in the X-men movies has already set a precedent that camel-toe in superhero movies is appropriate.
Incidentally, I like that the term Camel-Toe has gone mainstream. It warms the cockles.
They had a similar problem with Reeves. When they watched the daily rushes, they noticed that little Clark would be on different sides of the costume. The wardrobe lady sewed in a “swimmer’s cup” to keep things in order.
Cheesecake (ironically) hurts exiting the nasal cavities.
Here’s a pic of the new guy in his super-leotards. It’s hard to tell if there’s anything digitized out.
If there’s anything digitized out, well, I don’t know if we want to see the “before” pictures.
He looks sillier every time I see him.
“Duuuuude, I’m Suuuupeeeerrrr…”
Was anyone else put in the mind of Jim Croce when they saw the title of this thread?
You mean, as in “don’t tug on Superman’s wang”?
“Thanks for asking.”
He’s just compensating for his small chest-emblem.
He’s wearing lifts!