Surg needs water, an asprin and a soft comfy pillow…anyone care to help him out? 
I got me the wata! Who gonna be my ‘aspirin’? Which one a you hos gonna wake me up? Who’s gonna sooth my achin head? Jesus, I’m durnk like Noah when Ham found him.
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
::gives surg a bottle of water, aspirin and some vitamins… crazy kid::
Madness takes it’s toll… So does New Jersey.
techchick gets him his “assprin”…paid twenty bucks for the wench…hehe
whoooooeee!
ALCOHOL
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
Surg, you’re a good boy. No matter what anyone says, I loves ya bro. Now get yo stankin’ drunk ass to bed! 
Just make yourself comfy while I shoot nuclear particles into your heart.
(Courtesy of Wally)
< imagines that Surg will wake up with either puke on his chest or alphabets on his forehead >
How are ya feeling this morning Surg?
Rise and Shine Morning Glory!!!
::banging pots and pans together very loudly::
Ha! Not only did I sleep like a baby (a drunk and snoring baby), but there’s no puke anywhere, and nothing drawn on me! Not only that, but I’m not hungover! WHOOEEE! It is GOOD to be young!
::dances a jig and belts out a dirty song::
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
and there’s a Surg drink?
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
Hey Surg baby,
Glad to hear you didn’t have keyboard imprints on your forehead…and no reminents of last nights dinner on your chest.
Yeah, there is a pop called Surge, not sure if it’s still out there. I think it was a knock off of Mtn Dew with more caffeine…
What an odd coincidence! I saw a can of SURGE! soda in the store today, before seeing this thread, and thought of our boy in Ithaca. Hmmm, what a marvelously mundane universe!
The ride is short and the thrills are cheap- Men and rollercoasters. - - -Courtesy of Wally, that Signifying Guy.
Awww, he was drunk again? and I missed it? 
I could’ve played “The Surgoshan Drinking Game” on that day. The rules are easy, just take your stongest liquor and a shot glass and go to the #straightdope chatroom. When you see Surgoshan say how DRUNK he is, take one shot. Warning : he tends to be very proud of being drunk, so be careful if you feel like playing “The Surgoshan Drinking Game”
Louie: young guy, possibly a bit green, but smart as paint. - Greg Charles