Personally, I would have sent myself if I was the chief. The tribe needs the protein, and all deserve the reward. The people I would trust would be the people who saved me a sausage or two.
Seriously. He looks way more alien than reptilian to me. Can’t you just see some … creature … peering out through those oddly light-colored eyes?
shudder
I bet he breathes through his eyelids, too. Or those weird beard-holes.
HaHa
The “beard holes” are
Tinea capitis
… basically, a fungal infection.
oops
meant to say Tinea barbae … to be more precise.
Russell calls to mind what I’ve always thought Rumplelstilskin would look like. That and a troll under a bridge somewhere.
The promo run during last night’s TAR makes it very clear who got injured:
Good Russell
Heh. No charge! I actually missed this week because I was dogsitting at my mother’s house all last week and, frankly, I’m not very enthused with this season. There aren’t really all that many truly entertaining contestants this time.