I can’t stand Heidi. She’s a fucking twat and really, not all that attractive. And her face tits? Pathetic.
What a dumb bitch.
Tibs.
Holy crap, just realized my language was so bad and this is Cafe Society. Sorry sorry sorry!
Sorry!
Heidi sucks.
Tibs.
I agree. Although I still kind of like Shawna, and I’m hoping she’s just a spineless follower, instead of a downright bitch like Heidi and Jenna.
Although Heidi is not my type, I didn’t dislike her before. I do now. “Us cuter girls went off alone to bathe. The older girls are uncomfortable around our sexiness.” (Not a direct quote, but close enough.)
And WTF? Christy is an “older girl”? She’s the same age as Heidi! (From the CBS website, H and C are 24, S is 23, J is 21.)
Still though, that bathing scene was one of the finer Survivor moments. 
And the match game byplay was pretty cute.
The girls are thoroughly kicking the guys’ asses. And they caught a bunch of good-sized fish, too.
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I’m not so sure that Joanna is on the block for the girls. I know she annoys the hell out of me, but I don’t recall seeing many signs that the other girls don’t like her (too much). And abrasive as she is, she’s also strong, and a hard worker.
I’m guessing/hoping that Chrity will hook up with the “older girls” and target the Bathing Nymphs. I like the eye candy, but I’d rather see women I sort of respect win.
I am as violently opposed to idea of “toplessness” with the bottom part, which is the IMPORTANT part, never, never ever coming off (don’t ask, it’s too long…), so I will withhold all comments on that.
I do want to know what the hell’s wrong with the guys. Yeah, there’s some tension, but every tribe has that, and I don’t see how that translates to getting clobbered in 3 out of 4 challenges. (I’m not counting today’s RC because that was pure freaking blind luck, and they’d need psychic powers for there to be any goddam “challenge”.) Time after time I see them getting hopelessly hung up on the simplest things. Today it was being completely unable to cut a rope with a machete, when they’ve been playing with those things for all the time they’ve been there, and cut through a different rope just moments earlier! Folks, this is Bobby Riggs running headfirst into a wall.
I really thought they had the women hopelessly outmatched and would eventually run away with it. Now they’re going to have to shape up in a big, big hurry just to make it a contest. I never in a hundred years would’ve guessed it would come to that.
Not much else to say at this early stage (and I’ve given up trying to remember names), so I’ll leave it at that…
Funniest episode ever. Where to start?
There was the incessant speculation by the guys about the girls. Always fun because that’s exactly what’s going through my head at home.
There was the romantic music during the freaking HELICOPTER SHOTS of the hotties bathing!
There was the reward challenge, as has been mentioned. “Yeah, we really need to score, heh heh.” “Woo! Yeah!” I especially liked it when that one guy (was it Dan?) asked Heidi for whatever it was that she had just finished denying having and lost the challenge for them. Way to think with the wrong head, genius.
And then there was the “getting ready for the IC” scene. I was laughing out loud during that. With the military march music playing, the women got ready for battle: shots of hair combing, shoes being put on, and plenty of gratuitous boob closeups. The men, on the other hand, were sitting around, asking the magic 8-ball who was going to get some action. Hilarious.
Heidi, Shawna and Jenna make me sick. The little comment about not wanting to bath with the older women is just too much. I’m pretty sure the older women have seen the equipment before.
(I have no idea what face tits are. I meant to say "and her face…not all that great…"or “…and her tits…not all that great…”
:smack:
I also meant to say that Matt is really creepy looking. When Daniel mentioned that they were speaking Chinese together, Matt looked like he wanted to kill him.
In my opinion, this is shaping into the worst series so far. It’s become a showcase for the worst stereotypes of both genders. I was thinking while watching this week’s show that Burnett has obviously been feeling the heat from the various Bachelor shows competition; each episode we’ve seen so far has been like a jungle version of The Dating Game. (“Bachelor #2: who do you think is the hottest member of the other tribe? I’d pick the blonde with the big hotters, Jeff. She looked at me during the reward challenge, so I think she wants me. Plus the magic eightball says my chances of scoring with her are good.”)
But let’s focus on the good side. There was gratuitous nudity and lesbian subtext and that’s something you don’t normally see on network TV before 10 pm. I also enjoyed the dual moments of Matthew suddenly bursting in Mandarin during his conversation with Daniel and the later look on his face when Daniel casually reveals what was obviously meant as a secret.
The politics are also starting to get interesting in Jaburu. Jeane and Joanna seemed to be working together (Joanna must be lest strident in person than she appears on camera - no one seems to be discussing her as a vote off target which she appears to be to us viewers. Maybe she’s like Lex and were only being shown her worst side.) Heidi and Jenna appear to have the same strategy; flaunt their looks and let others carry them along (Funnily enough, Ryan seemed to have the same plan). Ironically this will probably make them competitors rather than natural allies. Deena’s chances right now are based on how well she succeeds as leader, oops sorry, I mean delegator. If she falters she has a target on her back, but if she succeeds in pulling the camp together she’ll have become indispensible (for now). A smart move would be to get things running and then publically step down and offer someone else the leadership role.
That was a riot. 'Cause of course, it’s just like summer camp, and the women are gonna sneak over after lights out and jump their bones. :rolleyes:
The men are such idjits, always thinking with that other head. 
I thought it was funny that we didn’t see any footage of the women discussing the men in the same way.
Who brought the Magic 8-Ball?
And who’s married? I sure hope none of the guys who were talking about the girls like that are married or have serious girlfriends at home.
I kind of like Dave. Matthew scares me. He’s creepy-looking, and seems like he’d be a smarmy pompous ass in real life.
Rob is an idiot. That joke he told about his grandfather in the nursing home was just so stupid. I think Roger is probably next to go. I think Butch could be the “under the radar” player this year.
Last week I defended Heidi’s boobs as being natural. I take it back. They are clearly unnatural. I think part of me just wanted her to not have done something so ridiculous. Now I don’t care because her behavior and comments made her out to be a minor idiot anyway.
Regarding Deena, it appears that at least some members of the girls tribe are grateful for her delegation and organizational skills. This could carry her quite a ways into the contest. I think the fact that she was voted into a leadership position rather than assuming the leadership position (like Roger) will make a huge difference.
I laughed out loud when he added that, since Jesus was a man, he’d want the men to win. Funniest Survivor moment so far.
Told you so! All you jokers who said it would be Roger. Don’t ever question me again! And don’t bother to scroll up and confirm my predictions. I feel that would just be embarrassing for one of us.
Really mixed feelings, here. I like that this ep is different. It is being played more as a comedy. With the blatant sexual elements. And both genders being represented as various caricatures. Didn’t most of us say we wanted something different?
But on the other hand, I kinda miss my old Survivor. All in all, change is good. I just hope they don’t do this gender bit next time.
Hey minty - how’d you get 4 sips? I only counted 2 from Joanna’s mouth - tho additional references from other players. Ya gotta figger her preaching must be pretty obvious if the other tribe is commenting on it.
The dynamic during the RC was fun, but the IC puzzle was a bore. Will be interesting to see if they toss in a couple of physical challenges to give the guys an edge. Or if the guys will even have an edge, given that the girls seem to be eating better.
The cook’s voting against Daniel has to rank up there with the greatest skams in Survivor history. That vote sure had to make Daniel feel like a piece of shit. And I surely hope that if I am ever in the position to express an insult on TV, I’ll come up with something better than “Someone cancelled your reality check.” Kid’s got all the humor of an accountant.
I think it’s a little too early to be talking about the guys getting their asses kicked. They are still only 1 player down. It is very early. But they seem to be taking the defeats pretty hard, and not figuring out how to change anything. I’m surprised everyone is talking about them “getting their asses kicked.” Can anyone recall past series? It seems as though a couple of times - maybe on Mauritius, a team that was down made a huge comeback. So far, people have not yet gotten their personalities involved to screw themselves up with scheming and such.
Oh yeah, where was that island where they did the RC? How did they get there? There were no scenes of them rowing, and the river scene seemed far different from their camps, or even where the boat dropped them off.
I guess this might be a different topic, but Heidi seems to be a pretty attractive really phhysically fit girl. Unless her natural breasts were concave, why on earth would she go through the trouble?
I admit, her appendages certainly do catch the eye, but if I were interested in anything other than looking, such augmentation would certainly be a negative. Would guys really prefer to play with pendulous sacks of saline than natural boobs however small? Let’s check in in 30, when they are hanging around her knees.
Tibs, I’m so glad you cleared that up. I’d be using “face tits” in conversation by tomorrow!
I don’t see what the big deal about Heidi is either. Did anyone think last year “Man, Brian would be hawt with a pair of hooters!”
Any particular reason why they couldn’t just turn their backs on the camera? Plus, any bets as to the gender of the photographer/sound crew? Do we know if there are any men at all in the crew at the women’s camp, and vice verse?
Did anybody see the look on Matthew’s face when Daniel was talking at TC about how they got along together because they both spoke Mandarin? Matthew was like, “Bitch, don’t be dragging me down with you…”
News tidbit for today: Daniel came down with malaria after they voted him off.
That’s because Dumb Dan outed him as third anti-Roger person for sure. Bye bye Matt.
What was the deal with the men’s cage for the immmunity challenge-- why was there rope so hard to cut. They had a big lead and lost it there. Was the men’s cage different (because they are hand built) or did the women take a different approach?
The RC and IC are kind of boring. More stupid puzzle time.
Dan might have been one of the dumber Survivor players in a while.
Daniel is an idiot. Giving up an alliance (Mathew) and a potentially useful secret (Mandarin) in one gasp at Tribal Council is beyond dumb. Granted, it had no effect on him, but it may also end up biting Matt in the butt.
On the radio this morning, Probst kept making references to something happening next week that he had expected to happen at some point in Survivors past. Since immediately before this, they were talking about if a person could up and quit at any time, I am inclined to think next week revolves strongly around Shawna actually quitting or coming close enough to doing so that it turns her tribe against her.
Yeah, that was me. And I stand by it.
Sure, the guys are only down 1 player, but counting RCs, they’ve lost 4 out of 5 challenges. They are extremely demoralized. They never expected to lose any challenges, and their egos are about as low as they can be right now.
I’m not saying the guys can’t come back. They definitely can. But right now, they’re getting whupped by a bunch of girls, and I for one think it’s hilarious. (And so does Jeff—did you see his huge mocking grin when the guys dragged their sorry asses into the Tribal Council area?)