I know I get sent to hell for wishing bad things on people, but I really want to see what happens if Ulong loses immunity again.
I can’t for the life of me remember anything about last week’s preview, though, so I’m at a loss.
Remember they pretty much just showed Bobby Jon burping and being a caveman type. I’m really hoping Stephenie stays. She is the most kicking-ass girl ever in Survivor!
I would suspect they’d merge this week, but who knows. I would have to guess if they didn’t and Ulong lost again, they’d have to do some sort of tie-breaker since there are only 2 people left and they’d each vote for each other…
I was thinking a second, individual immunity challenge between Steph and Bobby Jon, or possibly letting Kuror pick who went home.
Dear Mr. Burnett, sir:
You don’t really know me (or perhaps you know me all too well), but I am one of your faithful minions who watches “Survivor” every week and I am totally your bitch (and I love it, FYI).
Thanks to the wonder of the Almighty TiVo, whose powers in the Universe are second only to your own, I have watched every single episode of “Survivor: Palau” at least twice. I watch the day-after “Early Show” appearances. You own me.
So could you please do me a favor, and stop focusing on the suck that is Ulong, and show me some of the goings-on at Camp Koror? Please? Bobby Jon is very pretty, but he’s dumb as a post, and I don’t think I can take any more. Seriously.
I would like to see more of Ian, please. Lots more of Ian. More of Tom. More of Gregg. More of Coby, even (but less of his Speedo). Hell, I’ll even take Caryn and Annoying Anonymous Jenn. But losers are boring. Show me Koror and I will lurve your forever and ever. Amen.
Respectfully yours,
rockle.
Previews show 2 vs. 8, not a single tribe of 10 as in previous seasons, so it looks like they’d planned to drive 1 tribe to extinction. They have to be shocked it’s happening so quickly, though
My guess is they’d call the Korors in as a jury to pick the loser, and Steph and BJ would have to plead their cases at TC - to the enemy. That would also be their chance to audition for membership in the suballiance of their choice.
I’m actually glad there’s no merge. It makes Pagonging a non-issue.
Well I’m pretty sure that if (what am I saying… when) Ulong loses, BJ and Steph will have a competition and winner stays.
That’s the rumor and I’ve been hearing audio clips on the radio station I’m listening with Jeff saying something like “This has never happened before on Survivor but…”.
Just a guess, we’ll know more in a little over 3 hours.
MtM
Do we know for sure there will be no merge?
I was considering not watching this season, but it’s been so fun watching one tribe get decimated and generally just suffer a lot.
Damn you Burnett!
Dear rockle,
Please add my name to your letter. Add the phrase, “Lots more of Ian” a few more times.
Thanks.
BiblioCat
I hope there is no merge this season!
Ian and Tom are my heroes.
Coby’s teary confession that he was picked on in school moves me.
But not in a good way.
(Sampiro dispatches his third favorite eunuch to go slap Coby and compel him in a Don Corleone imitation to “Act like a man!”)
His own dear mama wouldn’t sue you for libel on that one. Damn. (And the phrase is “It’s down to you and me…” “You and I are going to the immunity channel…”. Language is not just a random “pick two personal pronouns and a verb from a bag and make a sentence”- I’m a product of central Alabama’s public schools too, Bobby Jon, but if I can speak correctly so can you!
And if my name was Bobby Jon, damned if I wouldn’t drop either the Bobby or the Jon, one or the other. But, he and Ibrahim being male models, I suspect they got the publicity they came on the show for.
OMG…is this the most worthless Survivor team ever?
I hope they give Stephanie a volleyball to keep her company.
Do you think the producers are intentionally being as sadistic as possible? And was this their intent all along? (I almost wonder if they put valium in the water on that side, or otherwise rigged it.)
I can totally see her tearfully mucking to the camera about how “Wilson gives me looks that make me feel violated… and he’s a lousy cook!”
Actually could he just slap Coby around, saying “Learn to act, you community theater reject!”. I got the impression Coby was sort-of-joking, but he was laying the pathos on a bit thick. Pretty enjoyable episode, though; with Tom’s matter-of-fact yet absurd comments at the reward challenge (“Watch for the beak”), Coby’s over-the-top confessional, Bobby Jon almost walking on water and his caveman antics, and Koror swooning over Scope, this episode was *Survivor * comedy gold.
That was very much an attempt to psych out the competition. I thought it was brilliant. The gross eating challenges can be fairly easy as long as you don’t have to THINK about what’s going on in your mouth.
I thought the conversation about what to do with the fresh water was rather interesting.
Apparently, Jenn thought she was going to get a nice long shower in the clean water. Fifty-five gallons is a lot, but it would have just barely given all eight of them a really quick shower before running out. We have a fifty-gallon water heater here at home, and all four of us can shower, but that’s about it - that’s with my husband and son taking their usual quick showers, me taking about 8 minutes and my daughter taking about 15 or 20 minutes.
At least they have soap and shampoo, though. They can still use the well water and get clean. I would have saved the fresh water for drinking, too.