“I would rather be here with the people in this room than to be with the finest people in the world.” (Fred Willard in a film/TV show I can’t remember)
“My hovercraft is full of eels.”
“To wives and girlfriends. May they never meet!” – Alleged to be an old seaman’s toast
“I must leave this planet, if only for an hour.” – Antoine de St. Exupéry
Are you a turtle?
“May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.”
“May the best of your past be the worst of your future.”
“May you live forever… And may the last voice you hear before you die be mine!”
“I must leave this planet, if only for an hour.” – Antoine de St. Exupéry
Are you a turtle?
“Damn few like us and they’re all dead.”
You bet your sweet ass I am!
And for a toast: “May you work like you don’t need the money, love like you’ve never been hurt, screw like you’re being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman.”
or, a girls-night-out toast: “Here’s to the men that we love. Here’s to the men that love us. If the men that we love, don’t love us, then fuck 'em all and here’s to us!”
Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorn is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that She is pink; logically, we know She is invisible because we can’t see Her.
By Gaudere:
[qoute]Here’s to the men that we love. Here’s to the men that love us. If the men that we love, don’t love us, then fuck 'em all and here’s to us!"
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Similar toast:
We hate them, they hate us, we can’t win, fuck them all!!!
A woman needs four animals in her life: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.
—Zsa Zsa Gabor
as Colonel Potter once said, “here’s looking up your old address”
I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
“Here’s champagne for our real friends and real pain for our sham friends!”
Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.
I cannot think of a single occasion in which this would be appropriate, but it’s amusing.
Friends may come and friends may go,
and some friends peter out, you know.
But we’ll be friends through thick and thin,
peter out or peter in!
Heard this one the other night:
My you be buried in a coffen carved from the trunk of a hundred year old oak tree…
…And may that tree be planted tomorrow.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Funny toasts:
Up with skirts and down with pants!
To women! Can’t live with 'em, pass the beer nuts.
Serious toast:
I always toast, “To absent friends.”
“Here’s to the charmer whose dimples we prize;
Now to the maid who has none, sir;
Here’s to the girl with a pair of blue eyes,
And here’s to the nymph with but one, sir.”
– Richard Brinsley Sheridan
Dr. Watson
“Bottoms up.”
french. ( toast that is )
bahahahha.
hmph.
if wishes were fishes, we could walk on the ocean.
“May you always come more than you go.” A real crowd-pleaser.
I’ve only ever pulled off one toast. At a friend’s wedding:
“Here’s to true love and happily ever afters, and may the two of you never run out.”
To beer…the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems
Homer Simpson
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as it is in the pub.
Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is The beer, The bitter, The lager.
Forever and ever,
Barmen.
Free beer is ALWAYS a good thing. - Falcon
Here’s to the bee that stung the bull,
that started the bull to buckin’
Here’s to Adam who stuck it to Eve,
and started the world to fuckin’!
Here's to you and here's to me,
In hopes we never disagree!
But if we do,
Fuck you,
Here's to me!
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New and Improved
Enright3Here’s to the bee that stung the bull,
that started the bull to buckin’
Here’s to Adam who stuck it to Eve,
and started the world to fuckin’!
Here's to you and here's to me,
In hopes we never disagree!
But if we do,
Fuck you,
Here's to me!
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New and Improved
Enright3“May the wind always be at your back”
“May the wind at your back never be your own.”
“Lisa! In this house we OBEY the laws of Thermodynamics!” - Homer Simpson