Thaks to Breakdancing Duck’s T.O. thread, I think it’s time to prepare for The End of Times[sup]TM[/sup]. The following is all speculation, but at this point in the season I can’t see it not happening. Of course, being the ever optimist in the Packers, I’ll attempt a positive spin later. (Fuck, I already see I’m delusional in this based on what I know I’ll say later.)
First, to augment the validity of my doomsday scenario I must mention news from Green Bay. Now, I love Brett Favre. I’m hoping for at least another year, if not two. (Too old? Fuck that. He’s in his 15th season. Elway played 16 and Marino 17) Many non-Packer fans don’t understand the emotion we have for him. He’s quite literally like a family member in the loyalty and love we have for him. But enough of the fawning.
here’s why I see the perfect storm forming and why I fear I may have to lessen my hate for T.O.
Coach Sherman in August was given a contract extension through 2007. That, I said at the time, meant 2 more years for Favre if he wanted them. Ted Thompson isn’t a dummy. He was instumental, along with Ron Wolf, in building the Super Bowl teams. When he was brought back in the off-season, I knew Green Bay was going for one more ring for Favre. Though it may take 2 years to get the system set up for it.
Now, almost halfway through a season where a team that could easily be 5-2 is decimated with injuries that would make any other team fold the tent and head to another desert. Yes, easily 5-2. Take the 14 point loss in Detroit that has always been a problem anyway, balance that against a 49 point win over an admittedly weakened Saints team, and we come up with 5 losses decided by a total of 16 points. That’s 3.2 PPG. Not exactly dominating blowouts. On top of that the Pack is still out by only 3 games from first with 9 games to go. (Yeah, I’m rationalizing to stay sane, let it go)
So there is potential, even with the 3rd string RB now our starter and almost beating the Bengals in Cincy. Favre knows this and wants to play only for Sherman before he retires. And Sherman has a 2 year contract. It’s obvious it was granted to him because Favre wants to play for him and will retire after a ring or after Sherman is let go. So Sherman is now motivated to get the team back in shape for a SB, or face losing his job. If he (Sherman) does bring the Lombardi Trophy home, he can write his own contract. So we have Favre willing to play, it seems, another year or two as long as there’s promise of the team supporting him with a talented cast of characters, a coach motivated to become immortalized in Packer’s lore, a man in charge of building the personnel to what he helped create in the '90’s.
Anyway, back to the shitstorm brewing that is Hurricane Owens. He apparently is making noises that sounds like he may want to become a receiver for the Packers. This is a legitimate fear since he said many of the same things before the trade to Baltimore. Except he wasn’t traded to Baltimore because of what he said about Baltimore. He wanted Philly so McNabb would get him the ring he so covets.
I’ll take it one step further because I just now thought of it. Remember the shit he talked about McNabb after the SB loss about how McNabb didn’t win the game because he was playing sick? Remember in, '95 I think it was, when Greg Lloyd of the Steeler’s nailed Favre? What happened was Lloyd hit Favre hard late in the 4th quarter. Favre left the field for one play, puked up blood, then went back in the next play to throw the game-winning pass. T.O. must watch that every night now.
So here’s where I’m losing it. T.O. is a great receiver. No question. But he’s a complete cancer to a team. But he’s a great receiver.
Andre Rison was a cancer to teams. But a great receiver. He caught the longest touchdown pass in SB history to help the Packers win SB XXXI. See where this is going?
I’m almost hoping T.O. is wearing the Green and Gold next year. Let Nick Barnett keep him in line with bitch-slaps and wedgies.
I’ll feel dirty afterwards.
I hate myself for seeing any good in T.O. playing for us. (Mark Patrick rule exception: Yes, “us”, I own stock, I’m an owner.)